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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on May 12, 2008 11:33:11 GMT
Ok most of us have them. Relatives and friends who are Man U and Chelsea fans.
I want to wind them both up (esp. Uncle who is a blue - but he has been since the 70s so he's no glory hunter. A bit of banter doesn't hurt) Anyone know any good jokes from yesterday's results. I'm going to google but karma to anyone who posts a good one.
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Post by myleftboot on May 12, 2008 11:37:23 GMT
Went for a few pints last night with my dad in Newcastle and with the perfection of comedy timing as a Man Ure fan comes through the pub doors with a Man Ure top on he pipes up top of his voice "Dunno about glory glory Man Utd it should be glory hunters Man Utd". If looks could kill we would be arranging my old mans funeral this morning ;D
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on May 12, 2008 11:46:37 GMT
What are doing on -5?. You're now minus 4
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Post by myleftboot on May 12, 2008 11:49:31 GMT
Cheers for that. I shall duly return the favour  |
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Post by myleftboot on May 12, 2008 11:51:20 GMT
How has that happened in a matter of seconds it's gone back to minus 5 again.
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Post by ben88 on May 12, 2008 11:55:58 GMT
what have man u and a piece of shit got in commen?
they both smell like shit
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Post by scfc147 on May 12, 2008 11:59:56 GMT
Whats the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of united supporters?
The Hedgehog's got the pricks on the outside.
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on May 12, 2008 12:10:30 GMT
How has that happened in a matter of seconds it's gone back to minus 5 again. Keep calm mate. We'll get you in the plus. My time is limited. |
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Post by vestanpance on May 12, 2008 12:13:04 GMT
Being surrounded by Glory Hunting Wankers like Fiona Philips desperate to get on the Football bandwagon - Free
A small club in Fulham in the 70s with a girls name... £1
A Ticket sitting anywhere you want in an empty stadium on a champions league night...£36
Sacking the manager because he wouldn't play an overweight, knackered Ukranian....£20m
Watching Chelsea fans cry as it finally blows up in their face....Priceless
For everything else there's Abramovich's Mastercard
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 12, 2008 14:18:08 GMT
Stoke fan goes to Heaven.
St. Peter tells him he has to do a great task before he's allowed in.
He tells the Stokie he must go back down to Earth, & put every grain of sand on the Planet into a skip using a tea spoon inside of 24 hours.
"But it cant be done" the Stokie tells St. Peter.
"OK then" Peter says to him,
"Go back to Earth & fill the skip with every Manur fan born in Manchester."
"Fuck it" the Stokie says, "Where is that fucking spoon."
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Post by SegaMegaDave on May 12, 2008 14:53:49 GMT
Karma for that Staffs love it ;D ;D ;D  edit - when i get the buttons back |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on May 12, 2008 15:08:54 GMT
Greater Manchester police reported the break in at two famous footballers homes yesterday
Apparently Ryan Giggs had seven championship medals, one European Cup medal, and five FA Cup medals stolen
They escaped from Richard Dunnes with a toaster and a kettle
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on May 12, 2008 16:41:58 GMT
Karma - Staffs ;D
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 12, 2008 17:39:10 GMT
A Karma for you Sega for putting me right.  |
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Post by walrus on May 12, 2008 18:58:00 GMT
Sir Alex Fergusson has spoken today about his plans for the future. He said he's very happy with winning the league and hopes to win the Champions' League next season but he's still looking to built on what's been achieved, bring in a few more referees over the Summer.
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