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May 12, 2008 10:38:30 GMT
Post by Staffsoatcake on May 12, 2008 10:38:30 GMT
Englishman & a Welshman driving down a country lane,the Englishman slams the breaks on & says to the Welshman, "Did you see that big sheeps arse sticking out of that hedge?I wish it was Marilyn Monroe's." The Welshman says," I wish it was dark"
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May 12, 2008 12:26:27 GMT
Post by pretzel on May 12, 2008 12:26:27 GMT
A Stokie and a Vale fan, who lived next door to each other, were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the Vale fan says to the Stokie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby...... would that make us related?" "The Stokie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about being related, but it would make us even."
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May 12, 2008 12:28:30 GMT
Post by vestanpance on May 12, 2008 12:28:30 GMT
Fruitjuice pretzel.
;D
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