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Post by goodjobson on May 7, 2008 18:07:04 GMT
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy.'
8. Do NOT use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
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Post by Cast no shadow on May 7, 2008 18:14:06 GMT
*yawns*
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Post by Batfink on May 7, 2008 18:18:47 GMT
they are bloody terrible ;D
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Post by stokey-pokey pudding and pie on May 7, 2008 19:20:11 GMT
why?
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Post by stokeylad on May 7, 2008 19:25:22 GMT
that diet water one seems like it could be funny
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Post by stokey-pokey pudding and pie on May 7, 2008 19:25:48 GMT
why?
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Post by walrus on May 7, 2008 19:26:02 GMT
Well I for one liked them, have some karma.
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Post by jay1610 on May 7, 2008 19:32:52 GMT
I thought that was a pisser ;D have some karma!
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Post by stokeylad on May 7, 2008 19:34:12 GMT
i don't know, if you were pissed and ordered a diet water im sure you'd laugh
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Post by Cast no shadow on May 7, 2008 19:35:34 GMT
garbage can!
yank
p.s not football, get it in GD board then
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Post by visunitafortior on May 7, 2008 19:36:20 GMT
Well I think it's funny.
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Post by crimesy on May 7, 2008 20:28:29 GMT
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!' ;D like those 2 ;D
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