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Post by scfc147 on May 7, 2008 14:57:50 GMT
Women wear high heels to bed.
Men are never impotent.
When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he fucks her.
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with spunk.
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
Women always orgasm when men do.
A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
All women are noisy fucks.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Those tits are real.
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
Men always groan 'OH YEAH' when they cum.
If there is two of them they 'high five' each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
Double penetration makes women smile.
Asian men don't exist.
If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
There's a plot.
When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
Nurses suck patients cocks.
Men always pull out.
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
Women never have headaches.
When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to 'suck it'
Assholes are clean.
A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's pants and find a cock there.
Men don't have to beg.
When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Pigtails = handlebars.
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Post by salopstick on May 7, 2008 15:03:54 GMT
assholes are clean
and bald
old but funny
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Post by ben88 on May 7, 2008 15:08:45 GMT
;D
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Post by ben88 on May 7, 2008 15:09:01 GMT
# anal doesent hurt
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Post by st0kecity on May 7, 2008 15:13:42 GMT
You know you are getting old when you comment on the nice Duvet Cover in the movie...
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Post by myleftboot on May 7, 2008 16:09:35 GMT
Brown wings are mandatory ;D
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Post by Cityfullergoals on May 7, 2008 16:19:28 GMT
Youre defo in the wrong job ;D ;D
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Post by Irish Stokie on May 7, 2008 16:31:49 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on May 7, 2008 18:22:44 GMT
Most men have smaller cocks than you!  |
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Post by salopstick on May 7, 2008 18:30:19 GMT
Most men have smaller cocks than you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by stokiemac on May 7, 2008 18:51:40 GMT
Girls still do babysitting jobs at 30
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Post by stokiemac on May 7, 2008 18:52:37 GMT
How your Mum paid for all those Christmas Presents
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Post by ben88 on May 8, 2008 9:02:10 GMT
the pizza guy is always up for a random shag
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