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Post by StokieNath on Feb 5, 2016 22:23:29 GMT
I'll start, when you've had a shit and you've wiped your arse but your index finger slips through the paper and enters your anus, thus covering your finger in shit.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Feb 5, 2016 23:24:58 GMT
When I opened this thread.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 5, 2016 23:36:05 GMT
I'll start, when you've had a shit and you've wiped your arse but your index finger slips through the paper and enters your anus, thus covering your finger in shit. Your Mrs opens the door and you still have your fingers shoved up your Arse. Oh and you are in the bedroom. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 6, 2016 0:26:18 GMT
When your balls deep in some broad and then completely out of nowhere you're stricken with cramp that leaves you floundering around like a wounded animal.
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Post by desman2 on Feb 6, 2016 0:28:54 GMT
When youre having a 69 and she blows one out right up your nostrils. Worse still they pretend it hasnt happened.
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 6, 2016 3:12:46 GMT
When yer fart has lumps in it.
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 6, 2016 3:24:06 GMT
When youre having a 69 and she blows one out right up your nostrils. Worse still they pretend it hasnt happened. If she follows through as well it can tend to cool a chap's ardour somewhat. |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Feb 6, 2016 11:45:27 GMT
When youre having a 69 and she blows one out right up your nostrils. Worse still they pretend it hasnt happened. If she follows through as well it can tend to cool a chap's ardour somewhat. Whaaaaatt that's the best bit. |
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 6, 2016 12:11:07 GMT
If she follows through as well it can tend to cool a chap's ardour somewhat. Whaaaaatt that's the best bit. :-D :-D I knew there would be one! :-) |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 13:33:31 GMT
A male nurse colleague recounted a story when he and his mate worked on an elderly ward ravaged by the norovirus. They both escorted an elderly chap to the loo, my mate's mate unwisely crouched behind the chap and removed his trousers in time for the old fellow to release projectile diahorrea into his face, eyes and mouth. Now that's a bad day at the office (or orifice)  |
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