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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on May 2, 2008 18:55:33 GMT
I really do need help on this one, please ???
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 2, 2008 21:03:22 GMT
I would seriously consider killing myself. Sorry pal.  |
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Post by boothenendboy on May 2, 2008 22:16:47 GMT
other ideas-have a shave and eat less ;D
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on May 2, 2008 23:11:15 GMT
I don't know what's worse. Looking like Chris Moyles or being a Leeds fan.
Actually being both.
Console yourself that you're not a Leeds fan.
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Post by Chunky Lover! on May 5, 2008 17:11:24 GMT
Make the most of it by charging people for autographs
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Post by mermaidsal on May 5, 2008 18:02:38 GMT
Sadly it's got to be kill yourself (but get a second opinion first, I'd miss you). Or in a Robin Hood-style operation impersonate him, draw lots of money out of his bank accounts and give the Credit Union a flying start...
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Post by Done It For Fcuk4stoke on May 5, 2008 19:19:29 GMT
I knew i saw Chris Moyles on sunday  |
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on May 5, 2008 22:20:00 GMT
Sadly it's got to be kill yourself (but get a second opinion first, I'd miss you). Or in a Robin Hood-style operation impersonate him, draw lots of money out of his bank accounts and give the Credit Union a flying start... Tempted to try that one Sal, assuming of course that he has been sensible with his (far too much for the talentless moron) earnings and there is lots of money to take out. |
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Post by StokieSC on May 6, 2008 7:10:56 GMT
Kill yourself you fat Yorkshire twat  |
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on May 6, 2008 9:10:54 GMT
Kill yourself you fat Yorkshire twat Fat - yes. Twat - possibly. Yorkshire - possibly the most upsetting part of being compared to Moyles! |
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Post by broadwayroundabout on May 6, 2008 13:37:15 GMT
before you kill yourself, which would be the right thing to do, get down to radio 1 early doors and get in the studio and talk about fuck all else apart from stoke for 3 hours oh and just add how you're the saviour of Radio 1 just make it real.
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Post by Sammz on May 6, 2008 14:57:41 GMT
Or get down radio 1, talk complete and utter shite all morning and ask for your wages. It works for the real Moyles.
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Post by stokey-pokey pudding and pie on May 6, 2008 15:03:02 GMT
there really shouldnt be any need for an excuse to kill chris moyles, but i reckon a judge would be lenient
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on May 7, 2008 21:45:34 GMT
Have decided what to do.
Wearing a Noel Edmonds mask I shall go to Radio 1 and kill Moyles on air. Edmonds will get arrested for the murder and, despite the bewildering success of Deal or No Deal, there'll be no-one who likes him enough to give him an alibi. Moyles gets killed and Edmonds gets locked away for life. Success I think.
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Post by mermaidsal on May 7, 2008 22:30:22 GMT
Genius.
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on May 8, 2008 11:29:01 GMT
Thanks Sal - 1 closer to the 400 for you.
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Post by Pembo on May 8, 2008 21:22:13 GMT
Smack the little twat then kill yoursen man
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on May 8, 2008 22:02:23 GMT
Vile kid for even saying that!!!
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Post by craig67 on May 9, 2008 12:35:56 GMT
Kill yourself,and then donate your body to the Burma cyclone disaster fund.It would feed a couple of thousand families for a month?
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