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Post by redwhite on Jan 13, 2015 17:35:39 GMT
Abbiati Pepe - J. Terry - C. Flores A. Robben - M. Fellaini - Emre - J. Wilshire - A. Young L. Suarez - M. Icardi Manager: Pardew What's yours? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 17:38:52 GMT
------------------------------------- Wilshere ----------------------
----------------Wilshere---- Wilshere-------Wilshere---------- Wilshere------------
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----------------------------------Ramsey (playing as a false Number Twat)------------
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Post by metalhead on Jan 13, 2015 17:43:56 GMT
------------------------------------- Wilshere ---------------------- ----------------Wilshere---- Wilshere-------Wilshere---------- Wilshere------------ --------------Wilshere----Wilshere----------------Wilshere------------------ ----------------------------------Ramsey (playing as a false Number Twat)------------ --------------------------------Wilshere--------Wilshere-------------------------- Bingo. |
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Post by djduncanjames on Jan 13, 2015 17:47:50 GMT
------------------------------------- Wilshere ---------------------- ----------------Wilshere---- Wilshere-------Wilshere---------- Wilshere------------ --------------Wilshere----Wilshere----------------Wilshere------------------ ----------------------------------Ramsey (playing as a false Number Twat)------------ --------------------------------Wilshere--------Wilshere-------------------------- Nailed it. Thread Closed.  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 13, 2015 17:48:26 GMT
What are we calling a "bastard"? Surely Mr Robert Huth deserves an honourable mention, the fucking snidey dirty legendary hero! Also Dennis Wise, Robbie Savage, Vinnie Jones, Joey Barton.
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Post by redwhite on Jan 13, 2015 17:52:04 GMT
What are we calling a "bastard"? Surely Mr Robert Huth deserves an honourable mention, the fucking snidey dirty legendary hero! Also Dennis Wise, Robbie Savage, Vinnie Jones, Joey Barton. I guess it's subjective. I've gone mainly for cheats, racists, dirty players etc. and narrowed it down to current players. |
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Post by wearestoke80 on Jan 13, 2015 17:56:57 GMT
Giroud, Ramsey and wilshire should all be included
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 18:01:27 GMT
Arsenal, whoever there starting 11 is. Bsstards the lot of them.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 13, 2015 18:06:22 GMT
Just pick 11 Arsenal players, plus subs plus reserves plus youth players, plus anyone having anything to do with the scumbuckets.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 13, 2015 18:38:59 GMT
------------------------------------- Wilshere ---------------------- ----------------Wilshere---- Wilshere-------Wilshere---------- Wilshere------------ --------------Wilshere----Wilshere----------------Wilshere------------------ ----------------------------------Ramsey (playing as a false Number Twat)------------ --------------------------------Wilshere--------Wilshere-------------------------- This was literally going to be my post, only with more profanity. And maybe Danny Rose in at LB. |
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Post by burberrybassist on Jan 13, 2015 18:42:59 GMT
------------------------------------- Wilshere ---------------------- ----------------Wilshere---- Wilshere-------Wilshere---------- Wilshere------------ --------------Wilshere----Wilshere----------------Wilshere------------------ ----------------------------------Ramsey (playing as a false Number Twat)------------ --------------------------------Wilshere--------Wilshere-------------------------- /THREAD |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 18:53:03 GMT
Danny Rose, John Terry, not necessarily in that order.
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Post by kurt on Jan 14, 2015 8:04:37 GMT
------------------Oliver Kahn-----------------
Goicoechea---Pepe---Maik Franz---Materazzi
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Vinnie Jones------Roy Keane-------Cantona (glorious bastard!!)
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Manager: Arsene "TüTü" Wenger, Mourinho, Diego Simeone
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Post by Kjones9 on Jan 14, 2015 12:17:31 GMT
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Jan 14, 2015 13:05:34 GMT
Can't see anyone beating this Bastards 11
McCormick
Pruton Terry Gannon Rose
Wilshire Ramsey Barton
Fabregas
Suarez Speedy
Manager Wenger
Assistant Warnock
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Post by RAF on Jan 14, 2015 13:08:59 GMT
I wouldn't put Ramsey in there purely for the fact he's such a calcium deficient pussy that he has never had it in him to be a bastard, he's just a fucking whining little scrote who had his leg broken in a 50/50 tackle and lived off it ever since.
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Jan 14, 2015 13:12:00 GMT
I wouldn't put Ramsey in there purely for the fact he's such a calcium deficient pussy that he has never had it in him to be a bastard, he's just a fucking whining little scrote who had his leg broken in a 50/50 tackle and lived off it ever since. H You're probably right he's the one I wasn't sure about, wanted it to be a little personal to Stoke though. Another midfielder needed. |
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Post by greyman on Jan 14, 2015 13:15:04 GMT
Lehman
Thatcher Terry Gannon Rose
Speedie Storey Bremner Wise
Suarez L Hughes
Bench Wilshere, Fabregas, Barton, Shearer, Hunter
Manager Neil Warnock
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Jan 14, 2015 13:17:00 GMT
Lehman Thatcher Terry Gannon Rose Speedie Storey Bremner Wise Suarez Hughes Oh yes Dennis Wise forgot him. McCormick Pruton Terry Gannon Rose Wilshire Wise Barton Fabregas Suarez Speedy Manager Wenger Assistant Warnock |
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Post by RAF on Jan 14, 2015 13:24:15 GMT
Lehman Thatcher Terry Gannon Rose Speedie Storey Bremner Wise Suarez L Hughes Bench Wilshere, Fabregas, Barton, Shearer, Hunter Manager Neil Warnock He might have been a bastard but I liked Dennis Wise and he always enjoyed the shit we gave him. As for left back I'd give that place to Mark Dennis, he was a special bastard. That monkey faced prick Hessanthaller is up there as well, but great list. H |
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Post by dozintheseventees on Jan 14, 2015 13:47:16 GMT
Lehman Thatcher Terry Gannon Rose Speedie Storey Bremner Wise Suarez L Hughes Bench Wilshere, Fabregas, Barton, Shearer, Hunter Manager Neil Warnock He might have been a bastard but I liked Dennis Wise and he always enjoyed the shit we gave him. As for left back I'd give that place to Mark Dennis, he was a special bastard. That monkey faced prick Hessanthaller is up there as well, but great list. H Always have a good laugh whenever Wise's name comes up. I liked him too RAF and he 'saw off' every potential replacement for him that Chelsea signed over the years. I can't think of him as a 'bastard' but more a naughty schoolboy with a permanent grin. His pinpoint cross for Millwall's goal as we gave him a lorryload of shit was a real sickener at the time but his reaction was priceless and still amuses me. Then I think of him dangling from GTs grip with a 'butter wouldn't melt' expression on his face. I know he was far from 'admirable' at times but he's a player I enjoyed seeing. |
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Post by madelinesmithmmmh on Jan 14, 2015 14:12:45 GMT
Some short memories on here today.
Bircham
Rooney
Giles/Charlton/Bremner/Madeley/Reaney/Clarke
Mick Mills/Joe Jordan (before they came to us)
Storey
Hessenthaler
Cole (Ashley)
Van der Laan
I could go on but don't want to risk depression.
And as match official I give you Mr R Styles, biggest one of the lot, with Mr R Atkinson (sigh) assisting.
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Post by peadar87 on Jan 14, 2015 14:27:08 GMT
No Pantsil, Ronaldo or Adebayor?
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jan 14, 2015 15:03:31 GMT
RAF OldStokie Mark Wolstanton Whydelilah Pugsley Johnsmithsupper Foster DutchStokie DaveF Salop Jarhead  |
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Post by turtlefox on Jan 14, 2015 15:18:46 GMT
RAF OldStokie Mark Wolstanton Whydelilah Pugsley Johnsmithsupper Foster DutchStokie DaveF Salop Jarhead "there's only one thing worse than being talked about and that's not being talked about" |
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Post by leicspotter on Jan 14, 2015 16:16:09 GMT
Don't forget that Wise is the snide who broke a team mates cheekbone, when said person was ASLEEP in BED!! Not to mention the taxi driver he thumped...real nice guy eh!? If only Gerry Taggart had chinned him before Rennie stepped in  Barton has to be in there too... How about Ched Evans and Lee Hughes? Terry, obviously... Suarez...plus mainly Arsenal after that, although I would exempt 'The Ox' just 'cos his Dad is a Stokie!! |
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Post by superscfc on Jan 14, 2015 16:16:16 GMT
Lehman
David Luiz - Keown - Campbell
Young - Wilshere - Gerrard - Rose
Pires
Suarez - El-Hadji Diouf
Managed by none other than Mr Wenger
These 11 players I cannot stand
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 14, 2015 16:18:59 GMT
Surprised no-one has included that diabolical waste of semen Shaun Wright-Phillips.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jan 14, 2015 16:21:40 GMT
Harald Schumacher has to be the keeper, surely? The ultimate pantomime villain and an undoubted bastard.
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Post by dozintheseventees on Jan 14, 2015 16:23:12 GMT
Don't forget that Wise is the snide who broke a team mates cheekbone, when said person was ASLEEP in BED!! Not to mention the taxi driver he thumped...real nice guy eh!? If only Gerry Taggart had chinned him before Rennie stepped in Barton has to be in there too... How about Ched Evans and Lee Hughes? Terry, obviously... Suarez...plus mainly Arsenal after that, although I would exempt 'The Ox' just 'cos his Dad is a Stokie!! Didn't say he was a 'nice guy' mate but I liked him on the football field. He 'held his own' against much bigger, tougher opponents and gave as good as he got. He also remained one of the key components of the Chelsea team despite much more illustrious names being signed around him. He HAS been a twat at times, there's no denying. |
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