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Post by Gods on Dec 6, 2014 0:34:07 GMT
...with the final kick of the match?
Serious answers only.
I'm willing to donate a minor limb, certainly a toe and perhaps even a none essential finger on my left hand
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 0:40:57 GMT
It'll happen anyways, don't have to sacrifice a limb to thrash Arsenal! If the final kick actually was powerful enough to take the ball clean through Ramsey, leaving him dead with a football shaped ball in his chest.... Now that I'd like to see!
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Post by nik80 on Dec 6, 2014 0:49:52 GMT
I'd give my right fucking teste (not the left though) sadly I doubt Ryan's ability to score a goal puts me under the knife tomorrow night.
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Post by mozzermozzer on Dec 6, 2014 0:50:16 GMT
i take it you don't play the banjo gods?
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Post by dano75 on Dec 6, 2014 0:54:44 GMT
Everything! that would be it for me Gods , hate these bastards and not just because of what happened with Ramsey , it's the arrogance of the fuckers and Wenger , they have been no where near the title for years, but think they are still contenders....fucking arse bandits , Ryan's a top player and he can hold his head up and be proud That he is the captain of this great club and a goal would be just what is needed to push us all on . Onwards and upwards potters! Let's go!
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Post by block30row19 on Dec 6, 2014 0:56:42 GMT
Ramsey's left leg
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Post by Olgrligm on Dec 6, 2014 0:59:02 GMT
I would gladly give up Arsenal's hopes of ever winning anything again.
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Post by mozzermozzer on Dec 6, 2014 0:59:52 GMT
got to beat these bastards!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 1:07:03 GMT
...with the final kick of the match? Serious answers only. I'm willing to donate a minor limb, certainly a toe and perhaps even a none essential finger on my left hand It would be appropriate .....possibly an eyelash
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Post by Gods on Dec 6, 2014 1:13:49 GMT
...with the final kick of the match? Serious answers only. I'm willing to donate a minor limb, certainly a toe and perhaps even a none essential finger on my left hand It would be appropriate .....possibly an eyelash What, permanently Bispham? That would look very odd, you may be better off bidding 2 eyelashes, at least you would still be symmetrical
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 1:16:08 GMT
It would be appropriate .....possibly an eyelash What, permanently Bispham? That would look very odd, you may be better off bidding 2 eyelashes, at least you would still be symmetrical Let's not get too carried away Gods if you please ! Austerity and all that you know
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Post by sheikhmomo on Dec 6, 2014 1:20:29 GMT
About a gallon of spunk I reckon.
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Post by basingstokie on Dec 6, 2014 6:50:41 GMT
I'd be even happier if he then ran to Wenger, ripped off his head and shit in the hole
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 7:18:32 GMT
I'd be even happier if he then ran to Wenger, ripped off his head and shit in the hole Perfect!
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Post by Northy on Dec 6, 2014 8:54:29 GMT
I'd give one of my toe nails
There's a black one about to fall off, I can send to Arsene
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Post by 2004 on Dec 6, 2014 9:29:54 GMT
Anything
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 9:33:14 GMT
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Post by nott1 on Dec 6, 2014 11:49:50 GMT
About a gallon of spunk I reckon. We can't wait 50 years!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 6, 2014 11:54:14 GMT
All three testicles.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 6, 2014 11:58:06 GMT
I'd be even happier if he then ran to Wenger, ripped off his head and shit in the hole Yes yes yes YEEEEESSSS
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 6, 2014 12:00:20 GMT
I'd sacrifice Burslem for it to happen.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Dec 6, 2014 12:06:38 GMT
I'd sacrifice Burslem for it to happen. Sacrifice Burslem if it didn't happen!!!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 6, 2014 12:07:52 GMT
My cock, only use it for pissing out of now, anyway.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 6, 2014 12:07:57 GMT
I'd sacrifice Burslem for it to happen. Sacrifice Burslem if it didn't happen!!! Win or lose Burslem is a goner.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Dec 6, 2014 12:14:30 GMT
Here's the scenario........at 1-1 with seconds to go Stoke get a corner, up goes Ryan, the corner comes in, Crouchy heads it down right in the path of Ryan who hits it full boar on the volley...........but being a defender he doesn'thave accuracy and is heading wide until it SMASHES Ramsey in the face thus diverting it into the net!!!
Now that's something I would like to see!!!
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Post by partickpotter on Dec 6, 2014 12:33:28 GMT
About a gallon of spunk I reckon. We can't wait 50 years! It's possible he's been storing things up 50 years for this moment.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 12:34:59 GMT
A kidney. And I'll give my other one up for him to repeat it at The Emirates. It would be a fitting way to die....
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 6, 2014 12:50:15 GMT
Ramsey's other leg.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 12:57:51 GMT
I'd give one of my toe nails There's a black one about to fall off, I can send to Arsene ah the pleasures of being a distance runner black toe nails and they are for life buddy I stopped doing serious running 20 years ago but my nails are still black
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 12:59:33 GMT
I would sell my soul to the devil
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