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Post by paula_m on May 1, 2008 0:47:16 GMT
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female! Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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Post by andycapsmissis on May 1, 2008 5:31:57 GMT
Good one, especially the remote one, going to spend all day thinking of some more!
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Post by crashintome on May 1, 2008 8:16:17 GMT
Great read Paula. I was l ;D at the male ones but nodding to myself at the female ones. I'm going to mail it to the girls at work and see what their response will be...............
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Post by bossthemidfield on May 1, 2008 9:16:16 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on May 1, 2008 12:22:56 GMT
;D ;D... but you could relate what you said about the remote control to a certain part of the male anatomy too....
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