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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 30, 2008 17:30:12 GMT
How it's impossible to go for a poo and not pee at the same time?
I decided to conduct a study and try it, but the moment my mind wondered off concentrating, just for a split second, I started to pee.
I even went for a pee and completely emptied my bladder before sitting down for a shit and still mustered some dregs of piss from within.
Has anyone actually ever managed to achieve this target of non-urinatory defecation?
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Post by LDE76 on Apr 30, 2008 18:17:55 GMT
Coal tits, tree sparrows, chiffchaffs and little owls. That's 'cos birds can shit but don't piss. So there.
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 30, 2008 18:24:23 GMT
I did manage both at the same time last weekend. Luckily I was sat on the bog at the time.
The sheer synchronisation brought a tear to my eye especially when I let out a right good trump for a coda.
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Post by Adster on May 1, 2008 12:40:48 GMT
i had a chat with me mrs and the mother in law about this after me and me mates started chatting in the pub,.
apparantly me mrs and the mother in law can do it at the same time and were gobsmacked that blokes coudln't.
WTF is going on there? ;D
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Post by Jug Bank Stokie on May 1, 2008 16:47:49 GMT
My mate did at Leeds Festival last year. That could be to do with drinking beer and eating rubbish for a week.
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Post by pulisjr on May 1, 2008 16:48:50 GMT
Going to try the theory now! Will report back on my findings.
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on May 1, 2008 16:54:40 GMT
Me too mate!!!
Will try and hold the urine in ;D
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Post by pulisjr on May 1, 2008 16:56:02 GMT
Buggery! Report suggests that one pisses before giving birth to a 'brown fish' although mine was more like a small brown water snake.
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Post by mozzer68 on May 1, 2008 16:57:34 GMT
I can fart and burp at the same time
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Post by pulisjr on May 1, 2008 16:59:10 GMT
I did that once! Also tried to sneeze with my eyes open and it turned into a strange cough!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 1, 2008 17:00:56 GMT
I've noticed that mesen,Just never thought of sharing it on this message board. ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 1, 2008 17:05:43 GMT
;D
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Post by trend....... on May 1, 2008 17:06:20 GMT
Its funny when you sneeze and a little squeeky fart pops out
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Post by pulisjr on May 1, 2008 17:07:07 GMT
...And the second or two where your heartbeat stops while you wonder if you've followed through under the pressure!
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Post by R.I.P Fullers Nan on May 1, 2008 19:43:15 GMT
Apparently when i was little, i had a shit on the kitchen carpet nd didnt piss.
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