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Post by steve66 on Sept 19, 2014 14:59:53 GMT
Morphing into Carol Vorderman? However she looks she is stunning. Checkout today's countdown!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 15:11:17 GMT
cringworthily bad mutton dressed as lamb.......  Rachel riley  so, in answer to your question in the OP.....god no!!!!  |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Sept 19, 2014 15:45:32 GMT
At least Carol is not boss-eyed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 15:53:59 GMT
At least Carol is not boss-eyed. true....i must admit that when i try to shag women i do usually turn down the ones that are stunning if they've got very slightly funny eyes in one picture of them and go straight for the pension claiming sackful of jellied potatoes squeezed mercilessly into lycra as well. |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Sept 19, 2014 15:58:57 GMT
At least Carol is not boss-eyed. true....i must admit that when i try to shag women i do usually turn down the ones that are stunning if they've got very slightly funny eyes in one picture of them and go straight for the pension claiming sackful of jellied potatoes squeezed mercilessly into lycra as well. Good move, they're more grateful for the attention too. |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 19, 2014 17:26:48 GMT
cringworthily bad mutton dressed as lamb....... Rachel riley so, in answer to your question in the OP.....god no!!!! I'd fuck 'em both, but obviously I'd put more effort into Riley. |
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Post by steve66 on Sept 19, 2014 17:39:15 GMT
cringworthily bad mutton dressed as lamb....... Rachel riley so, in answer to your question in the OP.....god no!!!! I was basing the looks on today's countdown show, hairstyle and even her mannerisms similar to Carol, no way would I say in any other way she looks like Carol. Rachel is stunning! |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Sept 19, 2014 17:51:43 GMT
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Post by robstokie on Sept 19, 2014 19:51:16 GMT
Id slip Rachel the old goldfish...Then again, after a few pints, I would certainly slip Carol the old pepperami come to think of it...
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Sept 19, 2014 21:02:16 GMT
cringworthily bad mutton dressed as lamb....... Rachel riley so, in answer to your question in the OP.....god no!!!! I'd fuck 'em both, but obviously I'd put more effort into Riley. No mate...you'd put less effort into Riley ;-) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 21:11:08 GMT
At least Carol is not boss-eyed. true....i must admit that when i try to shag women i do usually turn down the ones that are stunning if they've got very slightly funny eyes in one picture of them and go straight for the pension claiming sackful of jellied potatoes squeezed mercilessly into lycra as well. I don't know why but that really made me lol, as the kids say  |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Sept 19, 2014 22:13:12 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 22:34:12 GMT
If either walked down the Oxford in a sexy provocative manner , then I would have no alternative but to quote verses from the bible ...like errrr....
"bend over" & " D'yer fancy a bit of rough .?"
Mumf
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2014 17:24:30 GMT
I remember seeing Carol Vorderman on one particular episode of countdown looking awesome.
Knee length black leather skirt, white blouse showing ample cleavage.
Could not resist the urge to knock a quick one out, however, the manager of Dixon's did not share my enthusiasm and thus barred me for life from his store.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Sept 20, 2014 17:29:05 GMT
I remember seeing Carol Vorderman on one particular episode of countdown looking awesome. Knee length black leather skirt, white blouse showing ample cleavage. Could not resist the urge to knock a quick one out, however, the manager of Dixon's did not share my enthusiasm and thus barred me for life from his store. All their shops now have a chaise longue in front of the largest screen in the shop - so they'll be able to accommodate you now. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2014 17:30:38 GMT
I remember seeing Carol Vorderman on one particular episode of countdown looking awesome. Knee length black leather skirt, white blouse showing ample cleavage. Could not resist the urge to knock a quick one out, however, the manager of Dixon's did not share my enthusiasm and thus barred me for life from his store. All their shops now have a chaise longue in front of the largest screen in the shop - so they'll be able to accommodate you now. Will check it out next time I'm home and stock up on the Kleenex.... |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 20, 2014 18:19:58 GMT
I'd fuck 'em both, but obviously I'd put more effort into Riley. No mate...you'd put less effort into Riley ;-) That's true. :-) |
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Sept 20, 2014 19:25:03 GMT
No mate...you'd put less effort into Riley ;-) That's true. :-) I'd last about 30 seconds with her mate...30 minutes with Vordeman |
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Post by robdog on Sept 22, 2014 22:41:50 GMT
she'd be boss eyed with all my jizz in her eyes
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Post by gawa on Apr 15, 2024 10:40:11 GMT
A racist?
Yes. Yes she is.
This woman's been fucking me off for years with her weaponisation of antisemitism and always portraying herself as a victim. About time she get her comeuppance.
Not implying everyone who thought it was a muslim is racist.
But Rachel has been on a high horse for about 6 years now calling everyone and anyone an antisemite. So to see her finally called out for what she is, is a win.
Can't stand her. And sorry to make a big deal of it but she just fucks me off. So this pleases me.
Carol can get fucked too for being a labour shill.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 15, 2024 11:39:56 GMT
Ok preferred Babble with Peter Purves. C4 should never have cancelled it
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Post by cheadlepotter on Apr 15, 2024 11:45:51 GMT
She is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen but I wish she’d stop banging on about Israel as if it’s the land that’s never done anything wrong.
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Post by gawa on Apr 15, 2024 12:00:10 GMT
She is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen but I wish she’d stop banging on about Israel as if it’s the land that’s never done anything wrong. Is she feck. I'd pick Carol over her any day of the week. Carols body is much better than Rachel's. Carol looks amazing for her age. Swear she's got better with age. |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Apr 15, 2024 12:06:02 GMT
A racist? Yes. Yes she is. This woman's been fucking me off for years with her weaponisation of antisemitism and always portraying herself as a victim. About time she get her comeuppance. Not implying everyone who thought it was a muslim is racist. But Rachel has been on a high horse for about 6 years now calling everyone and anyone an antisemite. So to see her finally called out for what she is, is a win. Can't stand her. And sorry to make a big deal of it but she just fucks me off. So this pleases me. Carol can get fucked too for being a labour shill. She's fucking awful, she should have been called out from the off after her "I don't look like your typical Jew" comment when she was interviewed as a leading anti-racist in the fight against antisemitism. But she makes the right noises to the right people so gets an MBE and carte blanche to spew her division. And she's a Man Utd fan from Essex which is the icing on the cake.... |
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Post by andystokey on Apr 15, 2024 12:46:28 GMT
A racist? Yes. Yes she is. This woman's been fucking me off for years with her weaponisation of antisemitism and always portraying herself as a victim. About time she get her comeuppance. Not implying everyone who thought it was a muslim is racist. But Rachel has been on a high horse for about 6 years now calling everyone and anyone an antisemite. So to see her finally called out for what she is, is a win. Can't stand her. And sorry to make a big deal of it but she just fucks me off. So this pleases me. Carol can get fucked too for being a labour shill. She's fucking awful, she should have been called out from the off after her "I don't look like your typical Jew" comment when she was interviewed as a leading anti-racist in the fight against antisemitism. But she makes the right noises to the right people so gets an MBE and carte blanche to spew her division. And she's a Man Utd fan from Essex which is the icing on the cake.... About to say the same, totally deal breaker unless she was willing to wear a Stoke top whilst asking ever so nicely. |
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Post by noustie on Apr 15, 2024 12:48:11 GMT
A racist? Yes. Yes she is. This woman's been fucking me off for years with her weaponisation of antisemitism and always portraying herself as a victim. About time she get her comeuppance. Not implying everyone who thought it was a muslim is racist. But Rachel has been on a high horse for about 6 years now calling everyone and anyone an antisemite. So to see her finally called out for what she is, is a win. Can't stand her. And sorry to make a big deal of it but she just fucks me off. So this pleases me. Carol can get fucked too for being a labour shill. She's fucking awful, she should have been called out from the off after her "I don't look like your typical Jew" comment when she was interviewed as a leading anti-racist in the fight against antisemitism. But she makes the right noises to the right people so gets an MBE and carte blanche to spew her division. And she's a Man Utd fan from Essex which is the icing on the cake.... Never been a massive fan and big part of it was down to the southern United fan trying to lecture anyone else about football. She was on Fantasy Football League I think it was and she just didn't come across as likeable at all plus completely dead behind the eyes. Susie Dent on the other hand - Can't believe she's knocking on 60!!!!! |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Apr 15, 2024 13:05:00 GMT
She's fucking awful, she should have been called out from the off after her "I don't look like your typical Jew" comment when she was interviewed as a leading anti-racist in the fight against antisemitism. But she makes the right noises to the right people so gets an MBE and carte blanche to spew her division. And she's a Man Utd fan from Essex which is the icing on the cake.... Never been a massive fan and big part of it was down to the southern United fan trying to lecture anyone else about football. She was on Fantasy Football League I think it was and she just didn't come across as likeable at all plus completely dead behind the eyes. Susie Dent on the other hand - Can't believe she's knocking on 60!!!!! Susie Dent seems spot on....... |
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Post by noustie on Apr 15, 2024 13:11:54 GMT
Never been a massive fan and big part of it was down to the southern United fan trying to lecture anyone else about football. She was on Fantasy Football League I think it was and she just didn't come across as likeable at all plus completely dead behind the eyes. Susie Dent on the other hand - Can't believe she's knocking on 60!!!!! Susie Dent seems spot on....... |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Apr 15, 2024 13:18:13 GMT
Susie Dent seems spot on....... That's just taken me down memory lane, as a teenager I use "bumfodder" all the time. Great word |
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Post by lagwafis on Apr 15, 2024 17:25:36 GMT
she'd be boss eyed with all my jizz in her eyes I'd give anything to go back to September 2014. We'd just beaten Man City away, flying high under Mark Hughes, Victor Moses on loan, Bojan had just signed and all we had to worry about on The Oatcake was robdog spuffing on Rachel Riley's face. |
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