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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 29, 2008 20:57:23 GMT
Following our very popular farting post i thought we could move on to the advanced ¨Hast ever shit thee sen¨. In embaressing circumstances ???
Discuss ;D
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Apr 29, 2008 21:01:23 GMT
I was at Alton Towers when I was about 10 and I went on the Black Hole for the first time. Used to hate any rollercoaster and after it, I was really shaky and lost control of the ol' poo hole, farted and followed through slightly I didn't say anything and all people around kept asking was "What's that smell?". When I finally went to a toilet to inspect the damage, I had to go in and out of a cubicle to wet some toilet roll because the follow-through mess had gone everywhere  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 29, 2008 21:18:49 GMT
I remember babysitting my nephew, i was half-way through changing his nappy when the phone went.......When i got back the little twat was eating his nappy.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Apr 29, 2008 21:22:45 GMT
Errrrrrrrrrr Another tale of poo was recalled by my Dad. When my Mum used to do twilight shifts down at wedgwoods, me Dad used look after me. I was only 2 at the time and was still in nappies. Me Dad took me bed, read me a story and then went back downstairs to watch TV. About an hour later he came back upstairs to check on me.. I'd shit myself.. took the shit out of my nappy and began rubbing it all over my bedroom walls ;D |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 29, 2008 21:32:40 GMT
Errrrrrrrrrr Another tale of poo was recalled by my Dad. When my Mum used to do twilight shifts down at wedgwoods, me Dad used look after me. I was only 2 at the time and was still in nappies. Me Dad took me bed, read me a story and then went back downstairs to watch TV. About an hour later he came back upstairs to check on me.. I'd shit myself.. took the shit out of my nappy and began rubbing it all over my bedroom walls ;D Bobby Sands did that...but it was all over his cell |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Apr 29, 2008 21:35:32 GMT
A mate of mine once shit himself in a science class for a dare, then put his hand down his kegs and threw the bowel produce on the floor |
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Post by jonesinamillion on Apr 29, 2008 23:16:53 GMT
Following our very popular farting post i thought we could move on to the advanced ¨Hast ever shit thee sen¨. In embaressing circumstances ??? Discuss ;D As apposed to shitting yourself in un-embarrasing cicumstances? |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 30, 2008 0:04:46 GMT
Another festival story here from years ago We went to this particular weekend armed with a boot load of cans of Pedigree in the car and the tents etc as being students it was on special offer and cheap as chips. Chips was what was probably needed as we ate nothing for three days and just drank. Last night of the festival before coming home I was slaughtered lying in my tent and thought I would let out a quick bottom burp. Next thing my heart sank as the wind turned to water and I followed through. I whipped off my kecks and wiped my arse with baby wipes and did the only thing my brain would allow at the time. The fire was still going within the circle of tents and not wishing to take the offending garment home I threw it out the tent onto the fire. I kid you not the ensueing flames nearly destroyed our little campsite. Good job the tents were fire proof  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2008 9:56:46 GMT
"Very popular farting post"
Me thinks this is an oxymoron!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 30, 2008 10:35:05 GMT
I'm expecting to shit mesen this Sunday. |
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Post by 606Stokie on Apr 30, 2008 11:31:54 GMT
Ok one here from a few years ago...
Just after my 18th birthday me and my mate decide to go for a curry and get leathered ok we go back and decide to drink more...
So i wake up the next moreing smelling this smell and not relised that i had actually done it then i decide to go home and get a shower.. Then i take of my clothes and relised there it was there.
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Post by stokiematt on Apr 30, 2008 11:52:04 GMT
A mate of mine once shit himself in a science class for a dare, then put his hand down his kegs and threw the bowel produce on the floor i remember that, teacher "dont laugh he might have a problem" ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 30, 2008 17:21:53 GMT
A mate of mine once shit himself in a science class for a dare, then put his hand down his kegs and threw the bowel produce on the floor Hahaaaaaaaaaaa! ;D |
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Post by andycapsmissis on Apr 30, 2008 18:55:22 GMT
don't know about shittin me self but i'm pissin meself at U lot. but I'm the one who has tobath him when he gets in, will have bath ready on sunday
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Post by andycapsmissis on Apr 30, 2008 18:56:13 GMT
don't know about shittin me self but i'm pissin meself at U lot. but I'm the one who has tobath him when he gets in, will have bath ready on sunday
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 30, 2008 19:22:05 GMT
Had an unbelieveably bad bout of food poisoning after a dodgy fry up and uncontrollably shit mesen roughly about 12 times in a 24 hour period. I nearly used two weeks worth of undercrackers in one day.
There's nothing funny about having to go and sit on the bog just to fart.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 30, 2008 19:31:26 GMT
A whole fortnights worth of pants? That's like, three pairs!  |
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Post by daverichards on Apr 30, 2008 20:06:26 GMT
yep, nothing funny about proper PROPER diarrhoea , the REAL stuff that is like a yellowy liquid with tiny bits of shit in it , and is possible the worst smelling thing in the world EVER . Had that horrible wet patch down my leg a few times after letting a fart out , not nice, not funny .
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Post by salopstick on Apr 30, 2008 22:17:55 GMT
yep, nothing funny about proper PROPER diarrhoea , the REAL stuff that is like a yellowy liquid with tiny bits of shit in it , and is possible the worst smelling thing in the world EVER . Had that horrible wet patch down my leg a few times after letting a fart out , not nice, not funny . happened to me bout 10 minutes ago |
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