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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 30, 2008 18:37:34 GMT
I went to a Catholic School (it taught me to be Atheist ) and had to attend Mass regularly. I was sat at Mass one morning and and let out an almighty silent rippler that was felt all along the the pew. It felt good
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 30, 2008 18:44:49 GMT
Another good one is if you're coming down in an empty lift and and you a feel a right stinky one coming on.
Drop your eye watering fart and get out of the lift one level above reception. Leg it down the stairs to reception and watch peoples' faces when they walk into the bad egg choked air of that lift.
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Post by andycapsmissis on Apr 30, 2008 18:45:55 GMT
sure U lot arn't related to meirkingsarms cos me and the dog depart as soon as poss when he starts, But worst one ever was ray on london bridge all of us at to evacuate the car and get tube back home
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 30, 2008 19:26:50 GMT
On my first day at High School, I'd eaten a huge curry the night before and when we were in out first ever assembly, I let out a silent but deadly spiceball of stench that drifted slowly like a gas grenade, engulfing everyone in its path. It was so bad that a couple of girls even stood up and tried in vain to escape the evil clutches of the airborne faeces particles, and when a teacher came over to tell them to sit down, it hit her full on in the face... She looked as if she could even taste it, she stood still, then turned around and walked out of the hall. A good start to my secondary school career. Painsley was never the same again.
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 30, 2008 21:03:56 GMT
Now then lads this may give me away but for all you John Fisher lot that were in the fifth year in 1995. We used to do our own little presentations in the gym in our form calsses as an assembly in the morning which was a wooden floor. The entire year sat in a semi circle and on a silent minute the two cans of Pedigree my dad had sneaked me the night before came back on me. The fart rippled aross the basketball court and caused the entire assembly to crack up in gusts of laughter . Mr Caterill just stood up, turned his nose up and give me a right bollocking later on which made me laugh even more. They knew it was me I went bright red.
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Post by brownscfc on May 1, 2008 8:30:25 GMT
LOL Boother, that is a pisser, liking the description, have Karma
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Post by stokeuk474 on May 1, 2008 14:35:46 GMT
When i was 8/9 ... at primary school, we were doing P.E and all sitting on the gym floor. I did a fucking beauty fart and the whole class laughed, got a bit of a telling off from the teacher like... then about 5 minutes later, i did another and the teacher was getting a bit pissed off by now. Few minutes later i should could not hold them in and after about the 5th one in succsession, a fucking wave on brown shit came flooding down my shorts and all over the gym floor, i then sat there crying, sitting in my shit. The next day, in assembly, there was a huge gap where no one would sit as they knew about my happenings. Looking back, im ever so proud. That is one of the best posts i've ever read. Got me in tears reading it ;D ;D Karma on it's way
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Post by the cat on May 1, 2008 14:48:14 GMT
Went to Goa for Christmas, i'm not really used to the fresh spices used so the first time i farted over there i filled me kecks, it came out like a flock of starlings. Safe to say i couldn't fart for the next two weeks unless i was sat on the bog!
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