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Post by stiggerstackle on Jun 17, 2014 22:39:37 GMT
Is the worst commentator in television history.
If he's a professional football commentator then why the fuck aren't I?!?
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Post by ParaPsych on Jun 17, 2014 22:42:17 GMT
I can handle someone being a terrible pundit. But terrible pundit combined with being one of the sports all time biggest cunts is hard to accept.
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Post by ukcstokie on Jun 17, 2014 22:55:34 GMT
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Post by Gods on Jun 17, 2014 22:59:16 GMT
Was anyone down at Crawley Town for our FA Cup tie a couple of years ago ? Keown was on the open press platform at the corner of the tiny covered terrace that the Stoke fans were in, suffice it to say he took some "flack"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 22:59:28 GMT
Yes he is woeful and is a cunt. Always a recipe for disaster.
We have some real woeful commentators and pundits at our disposal such as
Andy Townesend - Shit and a twat Phil Neville - Not a twat but a woeful start to his commentary career which received many compnaints. Adrian Childs - A twat and he's shit at his job. Fabio Cannavaro - If I was Italian he might escape my wrath. But I'm not and I can't understand him. Gary Linker - Woeful presenter, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm erm erm is a common theme. Danny Murphy - Scouse Twat Rio Ferdinand - He's there for a holiday, useless and a spare part out there. Neil Lennon - Northern Irish Twat.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Jun 17, 2014 23:01:49 GMT
Yes he is woeful and is a cunt. Always a recipe for disaster. We have some real woeful commentators and pundits at our disposal such as Andy Townesend - Shit and a twat Phil Neville - Not a twat but a woeful start to his commentary career which received many compnaints. Adrian Childs - A twat and he's shit at his job. Fabio Cannavaro - If I was Italian he might escape my wrath. But I'm not and I can't understand him. Gary Linker - Woeful presenter, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm erm erm is a common theme. Danny Murphy - Scouse Twat Rio Ferdinand - He's there for a holiday, useless and a spare part out there. Neil Lennon - Scottish Twat. Neil Lennon is Irish you dozy twonk.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 23:03:18 GMT
Is the worst commentator in television history. If he's a professional football commentator then why the fuck aren't I?!? No. See my thread for details.( I've heard an awful rumour)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 23:04:31 GMT
Yes he is woeful and is a cunt. Always a recipe for disaster. We have some real woeful commentators and pundits at our disposal such as Andy Townesend - Shit and a twat Phil Neville - Not a twat but a woeful start to his commentary career which received many compnaints. Adrian Childs - A twat and he's shit at his job. Fabio Cannavaro - If I was Italian he might escape my wrath. But I'm not and I can't understand him. Gary Linker - Woeful presenter, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm erm erm is a common theme. Danny Murphy - Scouse Twat Rio Ferdinand - He's there for a holiday, useless and a spare part out there. Neil Lennon - Scottish Twat. Neil Lennon is Irish you dozy twonk. Yes my error, I blame the Russia v South Korea game. And he's Northern Irish to be exact
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Post by discokaraoke on Jun 17, 2014 23:05:09 GMT
Yes he is woeful and is a cunt. Always a recipe for disaster. We have some real woeful commentators and pundits at our disposal such as Andy Townesend - Shit and a twat Phil Neville - Not a twat but a woeful start to his commentary career which received many compnaints. Adrian Childs - A twat and he's shit at his job. Fabio Cannavaro - If I was Italian he might escape my wrath. But I'm not and I can't understand him. Gary Linker - Woeful presenter, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm erm erm is a common theme. Danny Murphy - Scouse Twat Rio Ferdinand - He's there for a holiday, useless and a spare part out there. Neil Lennon - Scottish Twat. Neil Lennon is Irish you dozy twonk. And i bet he thinks dozy twonk is a wanker as well
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 23:05:22 GMT
Yes he is woeful and is a cunt. Always a recipe for disaster. We have some real woeful commentators and pundits at our disposal such as Andy Townesend - Shit and a twat Phil Neville - Not a twat but a woeful start to his commentary career which received many compnaints. Adrian Childs - A twat and he's shit at his job. Fabio Cannavaro - If I was Italian he might escape my wrath. But I'm not and I can't understand him. Gary Linker - Woeful presenter, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm erm erm is a common theme. Danny Murphy - Scouse Twat Rio Ferdinand - He's there for a holiday, useless and a spare part out there. Neil Lennon - Scottish Twat. Neil Lennon is Irish you dozy twonk. But the point stands, he is a twat.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Jun 17, 2014 23:06:33 GMT
Neil Lennon is Irish you dozy twonk. But the point stands, he is a twat. Yeah cannot argue there.
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Post by Gods on Jun 17, 2014 23:11:17 GMT
Ferdinand is there because he is called Rio.
Which means Gary Lineker gets to say "We're in Rio, Rio's here, and you may be familiar with this Duran Duran song"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 23:13:28 GMT
But the point stands, he is a twat. Yeah cannot argue there. I'm glad we agree on something, what a fecking rarity.
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Post by metalhead on Jun 17, 2014 23:14:53 GMT
Neil Lennon is Irish you dozy twonk. But the point stands, he is a twat. Yep, an IRA supporting twat. I find it strange when keowm has a go at strong tackles. Let's be honest, known was nothing but a thug. Had nothing else about him.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Jun 17, 2014 23:15:17 GMT
Yeah cannot argue there. I'm glad we agree on something, what a fecking rarity. It's more often than you think.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jun 17, 2014 23:17:25 GMT
He's a media whore, a white Garth Crooks* if you like, who re-invented himself to fit in with the current 'play football' love in. He was not that good a footballer and mainly a substitute at arsenal when Bould and Adams were fit. And talking of Admans, when he was appointed to the Portsmouth job, he offered the funny haired Keown, a coaching role but he decided to stick with the Beeb. So he is a cowardly, hypocritical, woeful, cunting twat with funny hair, who looks like a chimp. *Where the fuck is Garth? Too heavy to fly now?
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Post by bignickhowes on Jun 17, 2014 23:18:45 GMT
all this moaning and I don't mind any of the commentary/presenting
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 23:19:06 GMT
But the point stands, he is a twat. Yep, an IRA supporting twat. I find it strange when keowm has a go at strong tackles. Let's be honest, known was nothing but a thug. Had nothing else about him. A typical arsenal player, a hypocrite.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 23:22:08 GMT
He's a media whore, a white Garth Crooks* if you like, who re-invented himself to fit in with the current 'play football' love in. He was not that good a footballer and mainly a substitute at arsenal when Bould and Adams were fit. And talking of Admans, when he was appointed to the Portsmouth job, he offered the funny haired Keown, a coaching role but he decided to stick with the Beeb. So he is a cowardly, hypocritical, woeful, cunting twat with funny hair, who looks like a chimp. *Where the fuck is Garth? Too heavy to fly now? Ah yes the toad that is Garth Crooks, the BBC have missed a trick here, he would have completed the team of total twats.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 17, 2014 23:24:13 GMT
He doesn't look the same since he had the metal bolt removed from his neck.
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Post by Bojan Krkic on Jun 18, 2014 13:32:26 GMT
Fair play to him, he chose not to go down..
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 19, 2014 6:18:39 GMT
He's a media whore, a white Garth Crooks* if you like, who re-invented himself to fit in with the current 'play football' love in. He was not that good a footballer and mainly a substitute at arsenal when Bould and Adams were fit. And talking of Admans, when he was appointed to the Portsmouth job, he offered the funny haired Keown, a coaching role but he decided to stick with the Beeb. So he is a cowardly, hypocritical, woeful, cunting twat with funny hair, who looks like a chimp. *Where the fuck is Garth? Too heavy to fly now? But Garth would at least be entertaining contradicting everything anybody says in the studio and his interviews would be a breath of fresh air compared to just about anybody else who is wasting licence payers money out there. For me he would be better value for our licence fee than the other "know it all, state the bleedin' obvious" half wits masquerading as football experts.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jun 19, 2014 6:35:42 GMT
I really didn't think that Phil Neville was that bad. Certainly not enough to merit complaint and ridicule and nowhere near as bad as Keown and Townsend.
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Post by 2004 on Jun 19, 2014 6:39:26 GMT
A complete hypocrite and a terrible pundit/commentator.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 6:46:31 GMT
I love Martin Keown threads as i always enjoy posting this.
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Post by heisenberg on Jun 19, 2014 10:47:25 GMT
Fair play to him, he chose not to go down.. I chuckle more than is acceptable every time I see this!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 11:04:35 GMT
Martin chose to go down. www.theguardian.com/football/2003/mar/12/championsleague.sportMartin Keown was described as a "fantastic actor" by the Roma coach Fabio Capello last night as the England defender became the latest Arsenal player to be embroiled in a row over cheating.
Just as Francis Jeffers was accused of throwing himself to the turf too easily to earn a penalty against Chelsea last weekend, Keown was criticised by Capello for his part in the first-half dismissal of Francesco Totti.
Totti was shown a red card for apparently elbowing Keown, who collapsed clutching his face after a challenge near the edge of the area. Capello insisted Keown had sought to get his captain sent off when there was no significant contact and mocked the supposed English love of fair play.
"[Totti] literally just leans on the other player," Capello said. "He didn't elbow him, he just touches the side of his face with his hand. The defender was a fantastic actor. Keown just did what he wanted and he meant to get Totti sent off.
"This time you [English] have really failed in showing good sportsmanship. You are always trying to teach everyone lessons about being good sportsmen but this time you have failed. You are always saying that we Italians are always throwing ourselves on the ground and you have swapped sides in a way."
Capello received applause from members of the Italian media for his comments. Arsène Wenger, meanwhile, raised a chuckle for his insistence that he had not seen the incident. The Arsenal manager, though, spoke of surprise at the red card.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 19, 2014 11:58:26 GMT
The Cunt used to play for Arsenal under Wanker,,what more needs to be said?
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Post by Beardy200 on Jun 19, 2014 12:53:48 GMT
Trevor Francis is my personal hate favourite
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jun 19, 2014 13:07:51 GMT
Haha what a dick, I've been head butted and trust me there was no choice
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