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Post by Menorca Stokie on Apr 28, 2008 10:25:21 GMT
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my
instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the flippin' skippin'
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 28, 2008 10:44:01 GMT
Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station. A big poster at the front reads "Two Blackmen wanted for rape!" Paddy turns to Mick and says "Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs".  |
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