krazy
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Post by krazy on Apr 25, 2008 20:18:47 GMT
Please give me credit as I want to stop me shitting it, how do I stop cats shitting on my grass? Ive tried garlic, chopped up peppers etc but to no avail Please no shooting with air rifle as I'm too pissed to aim!!! (Always) Thanks!  (oh, and if it helps, they have various Leicester and Colchester tops on all the time!!!!) |
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Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 25, 2008 20:24:11 GMT
Kick the dirty little fuckers into no-mans land ;D
For this to work you must kick at the same time it takes the sjit otherwise they run like the colonel chasing chickens.
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Post by kinnell on Apr 25, 2008 20:24:35 GMT
Curry Plant.
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Post by tazi on Apr 25, 2008 20:27:05 GMT
The best and only solution to stop cats from shitting all over your grass is to cut it really really short and then tarmac it.
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krazy
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Post by krazy on Apr 25, 2008 20:27:43 GMT
Sweet, take some karma!!!!!  So want to kick them but knowing its the neighbours I know I'll have to deal with the output.....queue flying cats! Any legal obligations if I kick a cat very high? |
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Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 25, 2008 20:32:06 GMT
If the little bugger hits the opposite house you get 50 points, if you clear the roof you get 200 points.
Actually this could turn into a very interesting game
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Apr 25, 2008 23:11:52 GMT
Laxative in their milk does the trick.....................................................  They shit themselves before they reach your garden. |
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Post by scfclifer on Apr 25, 2008 23:13:33 GMT
buy a dobermann i got 2 fucking cats run a mile ;d
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Post by bcfc4life88 on Apr 25, 2008 23:14:46 GMT
Get a big german sheperd every time you see a cat coming let the dog out.... works for me garden anyways not seen cats for a while...!!!!
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Apr 25, 2008 23:15:34 GMT
we got foxes that use our back garden as a toilet.
fox shit doesn't half pong but it sure got rid of our cat problem.
and the roses do well on it too.
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Post by manc_lass14 on Apr 25, 2008 23:15:42 GMT
Lmao at all these posts |
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Post by daverichards on Apr 25, 2008 23:18:10 GMT
get a cat, it'll scare the others off, and if you litter tray train it, it'll get used to burying the stuff, my 2 cats shit outside, but bury it in my garden, seen em do it
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Post by macmozzer on Apr 25, 2008 23:21:31 GMT
call confuse a cat ,or put nuts out,get a gang of squirrels,haven't seen a cat for a while, or employ a bitter vale fan and give him a gun.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 25, 2008 23:59:21 GMT
Catch the little bastard in a net and cork it.
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