Stoke Poem by a Man ure Fan

[razzor]

I am a season ticket holder at stoke and at work i get absolutely ripped because i support Stoke, and one of my work m8s is a big Man Ure Fan has a season ticket. And i told him about this Pottermouth and that he should listen to it cos its great....well i got in this morning and on my desk was this poem printed off which he must have made up....e must av bin workin on it all week! I get so much grief from these sh*t fans at work...here is the poem that was on my desk today -

STOKE SHITTY

Check out the words of this song
Everyone is right and none are wrong

Do it for Ricardo cos he is fuller shit
Stick it up Mama cos he likes it just a bit

Join with us and be a singer
Instead of trying to pull a stokie minger

Sing Delilah and sing in loud
Start some violence with the home crowd

Going up I'm not so sure
Playing the long ball is such a bore

Tony Pulis what does he know!?
After being battered next season he'll have to go

Old Trafford's the place where you wont score
Manchester United will score 10 or more

You think you're so good but you're really not
And the happy days will soon be forgot

That's all in the future there is a job still to do
It's not the Premier League you smell, but Peter Coates' Poo!

2 games to go and you don't need a dip
Otherwise it's another season in Championship

Nothing more to say, so I give you no Bull
The Top Flight is Looming for a team from HULL!!!!

THE END

So as a Stoke Fan, you just get a little bit of how much grief i get at work! It's unbelieveable..that they actual make up this poem! I couldn't believe it!! COME ON STOKE!!!

[StatesideStokie]

Where do you work then.......Essex?

[Deleted]

Apr 25, 2008 17:29:23 GMT StatesideStokie said:

Where do you work then.......Essex?

;D

[LDE76]

Had Byron or Keats penned that, the whole of academia would now be drowning in a torrent of its own, super-intellectual, spunk.

Sarcasm aside, it's fucking wank and the cretin who wrote it is a literary cuntskunk.

[scfclifer]

Has this manurewank fan ever been old trafford or is he a plastic fan ;d p.s can you just remind him that a championship team and a struggling 1 at that coventry turned the shit over this year in the theatre of shit if i remember rightly sure he'll thank ya ;d

[razzor]

Haha! I work just outside Manchester!! Full of Shit fans....i'd love it if we got a result against them next yr!! My work is full of the shit!

[jay1610]

I'm surrounded by Shit at school !

Don't rise, just laugh

[Cupid Stunt]

Apr 25, 2008 17:59:51 GMT jay1610 said:

I'm surrounded by Shit at school !

Don't rise, just laugh

Exactly the same with me ;D

I think some of these shit fans would rather see Stoke fail than Man Ure win the champions league! They're just jealous they don't get to see their team other than on sky sports!

[Gob Bluth]

I know what you go through mate, I work in Irlam and they're all bloody full of it. Thing is we get lots of tickets through work for all their games but they can't even give them away. These die hard Mancs turn down Champions League for Roma and next it'll be the Barca tickets... uwwww it's a bit late notice... I'll check with the wife. It's that bad that I end up going on Wednesday night games.

Never met a proper Man U fan in the whole of my life and never will do because their support has never been tested.

Every game I've been to I've been telling them I'm be sitting in that corner next season giving you lot shit. Conna f*ucking wait! touch wood.