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Post by knowingeye on Apr 25, 2008 15:43:25 GMT
Conversation overheard this week:-
PC. “Right Tone, now we’re on the brink of Premiership promotion, we’ve got the Brit, bought the training ground, big screens on the way, new kit and I’ve decided to dig deep and get some new players and management in.”
TP. “What do you mean?”
PC. “Well I’ve got my eye on one or two additions.”
TP. “Who’s that then Mr Chairman?”
PC, “Scholes is one, Wright-Phillips and Senderos, for example.”
TP, “Wow, Mr Chairman, Paul Scholes?”
PC, “Er, no Tone. John Scholes, he’s cheap and do a good job for us.”
TP, “Never heard of him, but I’ll take you word for it, boss. Shaun Wright-Phillips, he’ll do well for us.”
PC, “Not that one Tone. This lads Steve Wright-Phillips. Good though and will do a job for us. Got him on a three year deal and cheap.”
TP . “Okay Boss, I’ll go with it, if you say so, but what a catch Philippe Senderos will be for us the fans will love 'im.”
PC. “Well not quite him but this lad’s Ibrahim Senderos, slightly injury prone but solid player, not heavy on the money.”
TP. “Oh well boss. Who else?”
PC. “Well I thought we’d need a new Director of Football and I thought I’d push the boat out to get him, digging deep into our warchest to get him.”
TP. “Who is it Boss?”
PC. “Docherty.”
TP. “Tommy Docherty?”
PC. “Yes that’s him!” ;D
Old, well-worn joke. Hat, coat and door..........................................
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Post by Big John RIP on Apr 25, 2008 15:52:24 GMT
WTF have some karma
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