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Post by Menorca Stokie on Apr 24, 2008 8:35:00 GMT
Paddy and Mick walking down a street in London. Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said 'Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair'.
Paddy says to his pal, 'Mick, Look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent.'
'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, 'I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my van and ......' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Ireland, aren't you?'
'Well...yes,' says a surprised Paddy. 'How de hell d' y' know dat?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners.'
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 24, 2008 8:44:58 GMT
;D
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Post by cooperman45 on Apr 24, 2008 9:05:11 GMT
nice one menorcasi.
Are you coming over for the game against Leicester?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 24, 2008 10:06:12 GMT
Racist.  |
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Post by Miniman on Apr 24, 2008 10:10:59 GMT
pretty funny made me giggle....
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 24, 2008 10:13:30 GMT
Like that ;D
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Post by Miniman on Apr 24, 2008 10:14:23 GMT
exactly like that....
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 24, 2008 10:16:09 GMT
Paddy says to Mick.
"If you can guess how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them"
"3" Mick replies.
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Post by spooner on Apr 24, 2008 10:17:18 GMT
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
for me?"
The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to
the side of the swimming pool, lies him down on a towel, eagerly pulls him
to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man is ecstatic he can't believe his good fortune. He continues to
explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he
farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the stea! m room toward him,
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends
him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist.
"May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you
can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't
had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection once
a month, but I fart 20 times a day! I'm outta here."
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Post by Miniman on Apr 24, 2008 15:20:33 GMT
again made me giggle....
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Apr 24, 2008 15:39:53 GMT
Nice one. ;D
Cooperman. I'll be in London a week on Saturday so will miss the match. Will you be making a visit to hotter climes this summer?
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Post by Premiership for hutchstokie on Apr 24, 2008 20:14:51 GMT
greetings menorcasi hows it goin matey? you ok and getting a suntan wots the weather like?
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Apr 24, 2008 20:45:53 GMT
Hi Hutch. The tans coming along nicely thanks. Weather fantastic since Christmas. Feel like we've had summer already.  |
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Post by davemong on Apr 24, 2008 20:55:13 GMT
Paddy and Murphy are walking passed a timber yard when they notice a sign saying "Tree fellas wanted", Paddy says to Murphy,"Ah, its a shame there is only 2 of us".
Coats at the ready!
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Post by SCFC1863 on Apr 24, 2008 21:14:40 GMT
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 24, 2008 22:18:37 GMT
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
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Post by cooperman45 on Apr 25, 2008 12:50:55 GMT
Menorcasi. The cooperman family will be holidaying in Menorca again this july after school breaks up. Cala Galdana again, looking forward to some sunshine.
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Apr 25, 2008 14:01:42 GMT
Glad to hear it. You know where I am if you're in Mahon. We're just having a referb so come and take a look.
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