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Post by bathstoke on Sept 11, 2013 12:01:35 GMT
I’ve always related my love for Stoke to that of a man who adores a wayward woman and although she lets him down and betrays him over & over he keeps taking her back in the hope that she will one day fulfil him. Which I suppose makes it ironic that Delilah is our anthem!!!
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Post by harrysburrow on Sept 11, 2013 12:15:39 GMT
You need to take the club very roughly from behind mate - because it's been very naaauughty!
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 11, 2013 12:38:31 GMT
You’ve just ran away with my metaphor and rapped it. Hang on are you the man who drove away, at the break of day, whilst I was waiting!?!
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Post by harrysburrow on Sept 11, 2013 16:38:53 GMT
You’ve just ran away with my metaphor and rapped it. Hang on are you the man who drove away, at the break of day, whilst I was waiting!?!  |
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Sept 11, 2013 17:14:06 GMT
Who is going to break the news to Bath gently that Stoke City is I fact a cross dressing bloke?
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 12, 2013 10:04:41 GMT
I feel the need for a bath...
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Post by str8outtahampton on Sept 12, 2013 10:54:54 GMT
It's a very good analogy, and I think it is one supporters of the huge majority of clubs would recognise. Of course, most people would stick with the abusive partner even if they knew for a fact that there was no prospect of fulfilment. (It's often said that you can change your job, politics, religion, wife/husband, and so on - but never your team).
I think masochism is part of the deal. I don't think it was any less enjoyable (or painful) when we were shipping 5 goals at Oxford in the 3rd tier or getting well and truly stuffed at 9 man Millwall. In fact in some ways it was more so.
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Sept 12, 2013 12:07:38 GMT
For the past couple of years I was thinking what an ugly bitch she is, but she's had a bit of a makeover just recently.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Sept 12, 2013 12:13:34 GMT
I've always considered Stoke to be like when the missus fucks off for the weekend, and it's just me Babestation and a big box of Kleenex.
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Sept 12, 2013 12:23:43 GMT
I've always considered Stoke to be like when the missus fucks off for the weekend, and it's just me Babestation and a big box of Kleenex. Is it stretching the analogy too much to see Stoke City as being draped across a bed in a bikini, waggling its arse at the camera, performing fellatio on a phone and mouthing "You want it, don't you?". |
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 12, 2013 13:58:57 GMT
I've always considered Stoke to be like when the missus fucks off for the weekend, and it's just me Babestation and a big box of Kleenex. Is it stretching the analogy too much to see Stoke City as being draped across a bed in a bikini, waggling its arse at the camera, performing fellatio on a phone and mouthing "You want it, don't you?". Yes!!! |
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Post by cmc89 on Sept 12, 2013 14:10:44 GMT
Is it stretching the analogy too much to see Stoke City as being draped across a bed in a bikini, waggling its arse at the camera, performing fellatio on a phone and mouthing "You want it, don't you?". It is if you imagine stoke city to be peter coates. |
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Post by thestatusquo on Sept 12, 2013 14:12:49 GMT
My wife once said to me "you love Stoke more than you love me". I looked at her and smiled sweetly and said "of course I don't!!", she looked back and smiled, "I love Vale more than I love you". Needless to say it was an uncomfortable two weeks that followed.
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 12, 2013 15:23:55 GMT
My wife once said to me "you love Stoke more than you love me". I looked at her and smiled sweetly and said "of course I don't!!", she looked back and smiled, "I love Vale more than I love you". Needless to say it was an uncomfortable two weeks that followed. We have a T-shirt design lined up with this in mind...  |
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Sept 12, 2013 16:03:02 GMT
Is it stretching the analogy too much to see Stoke City as being draped across a bed in a bikini, waggling its arse at the camera, performing fellatio on a phone and mouthing "You want it, don't you?". It is if you imagine stoke city to be peter coates.  |
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Post by cartman123 on Sept 12, 2013 16:10:45 GMT
What kind of man takes a woman back time and time again? It's usually the other way round.
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