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Post by mumf14 on Apr 23, 2008 1:56:51 GMT
Well .....Lembit Opik is keeping his end up... He's marrying his 'Cheeky Girl' soon .... Oooo ER..  ??? ??? Makes you feel proud to be British ..doesn't it...?  ;D |
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Post by bossthemidfield on Apr 23, 2008 11:45:47 GMT
er.......... NO!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2008 11:46:58 GMT
What's the crack with Lembie's mouth?
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 23, 2008 12:10:10 GMT
And don't tell me that's his real chin.
"Sucks for a Visa,
She only sucks for a Visa"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2008 12:11:08 GMT
Touch my bum?
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Post by craig67 on Apr 23, 2008 12:11:58 GMT
An Estonian marrying a Romanian.
As much as I hate to say it,they're hardly English are they?
If St.George wasn't Turkish he'd be spinning in his grave.
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 23, 2008 12:45:56 GMT
It certainly is mumf, but Lembit's done enough talking about himself for one lifetime already, God he can bore for England even if he is a Welsh Estonian...  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 23, 2008 13:05:34 GMT
Saint George actually invented the kebab. FACT.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 23, 2008 13:10:34 GMT
St Andrew once offered St George out for a fight, St Goerge looked at him with contempt then dropped the nut on him, then he kicked St David in the bollocks and took all St Patrick's potatoes off him.
FACT.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2008 13:13:53 GMT
St George was Chuck Norris’ trainer. FACT.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 23, 2008 13:15:33 GMT
I read that in "Patron Saints Monthly" so it's got to be true.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2008 13:27:47 GMT
St George can believe it’s not butter.
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Post by mumf14 on Apr 23, 2008 13:38:47 GMT
He ditched Sian Lloyd the ageing weather girl on ITV after she explained there was a warm front on its way from Eastern Europe.. Lembit has been basking in it's charms ever since... "Order Mr Speaker...Lembits going to dance for us..." www.cheeky-girls.co.uk/ |
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Post by Bonkolina on Apr 23, 2008 14:47:42 GMT
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
GD
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Post by Dallas Cowboy on Apr 23, 2008 15:50:33 GMT
;D
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Post by Bonkolina on Apr 23, 2008 15:58:13 GMT
Well dallas it looks like I'm going to end in living in Spokane WA. So I'll be one of those immigrants too  GD |
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Post by Dallas Cowboy on Apr 23, 2008 16:11:55 GMT
Hi GD,
I gathered you were making the move at some point. When do finally bid goodbye to the Old World?
It's a bit wet out West. Too much like Britain for me. :-)
Hope you settle in okay.
All the best, Dallas.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 23, 2008 19:04:27 GMT
Well dallas it looks like I'm going to end in living in Spokane WA. So I'll be one of those immigrants too GD Goodbye GD enjoy! Rock You Monkeys I want the high life I want bananas I want a brother and sister in Havana I wanna get laid by the C.I.A. I'm on my way to the U.S.A. I want a green card I want freedom Take me to your leader 'cos I wanna meet him My people are cold My country is old But my drugs are cool And the prices are good so Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Now get your things and go Away I want cocaine by the barrel I trade it for oil and top camel Life's a gas Life's a bitch Fucked in the ass by a pinko snitch So rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Now get your things and go Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Now get your things and go Now I'm the president And I like it A fully fledged bible black-belt tyrant The F.B.I. the C.I.A. Oh, fuck me, fuck me U.S.A. Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Now get your things and go Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Rock you monkeys Now get your things and go Now get your things and go Now get your things and go Now get your things and go |
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