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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Apr 22, 2008 11:43:20 GMT
I would gladly lose a kidney and a few toes for it, not sure I would be bummed for it, although raise it to 5 Mil and I might consider having my crap pipe stoved in.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 11:44:37 GMT
I'd fuck a goat, or possibly a llama.
It'd have to be a girl goat though. I'm no bender.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 11:45:58 GMT
I’d read one of Teds fuckin’ posts…..no shit, I would.
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 22, 2008 11:49:43 GMT
I'd watch the Dingles for a season  |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 11:49:52 GMT
Not for £1 million you wouldn't. Imagine working with him, ask him how he is at ten to nine and you'd still be there at half eleven  |
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Post by ben88 on Apr 22, 2008 11:50:37 GMT
id lick the asshole of a 50 stone man, while an elephant sodimised me with its gurthy trunk
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Apr 22, 2008 11:52:16 GMT
Would you crack Maggie Thatcher in the ass for it though folks?
(Dry entry, painful......sod it, just pick the scabs off, nice and wet now)
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 22, 2008 11:53:12 GMT
id lick the asshole of a 50 stone man, while an elephant sodimised me with its gurthy trunk African or Indian? ??? And what about the elephant? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 11:53:16 GMT
Ben – what’s the ‘tard avatar about?
Vestan - ;D
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Post by Sammz on Apr 22, 2008 11:54:11 GMT
Ben, you'd do that for a tenner! 1 Million - Can't think of anything I wouldn't do personally |
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Apr 22, 2008 11:54:26 GMT
Ben88 - Another hideous face as your avatar, when will this torture end?!?!?
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Premeirship!!!!!!!!!
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Post by davemong on Apr 22, 2008 11:56:40 GMT
Probably anything, I'd even eat my Mums shit  |
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Post by scfcton on Apr 22, 2008 12:01:00 GMT
First thing I would do Is buy everyone a drink at a Stoke game  |
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Post by ben88 on Apr 22, 2008 13:08:13 GMT
i decided to change my avatar WD, but i wanted something just as disturbing as the last one
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 13:15:47 GMT
Put a picture of Ogrizovic on then Ben.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 13:16:58 GMT
Or mah lady
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 13:20:29 GMT
Not so much as disturbing as dirty vestan. She’s a rate dirtbag.
I still canny walk properly.
Oh, and tell her the tests came back negative please fella. Cheers
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Apr 22, 2008 13:20:52 GMT
i decided to change my avatar WD, but i wanted something just as disturbing as the last one Next it will be a "severe head trauma" pic off rotten.com!! |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 13:23:09 GMT
No problem, she's been a bit worried about that. I did warn you about her "Peruvian Mango trick" - hurts like a bastard doesn't it?
And thanks for the kind words, but we both know she's bost. You only pop round because of that "thing" you like. I'll not mention it on here in case anyone's having cheese & biscuits.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 13:24:47 GMT
Ever since I met the wench I’ve never looked at cucumbers in the same way.
I used to love a bit of cucumber on my butties as well, I’ll never forgive her for that.
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Post by trend....... on Apr 22, 2008 13:31:20 GMT
I'd go blind. and deaf. and have all my limbs amputated. and get raped off a huge black man.
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Post by ben88 on Apr 22, 2008 13:39:58 GMT
id slice my ball sac 42 times, fan out the flesh, take a bath in vinegar, and serve it on a platter with live crabs
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Post by trend....... on Apr 22, 2008 13:42:59 GMT
id slice my ball sac 45 times, fan out the flesh, take a bath in vinegar, and serve it on a platter with live crabs
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Post by ben88 on Apr 22, 2008 13:45:35 GMT
id slice my ball sac 44 times, fan out the flesh, take a bath in vinegar, and serve it on a platter with live crabs
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Apr 22, 2008 13:47:30 GMT
id slice my ball sac 44 times, bash the flesh with a steak hammer, take a bath in hot vinegar, and dunk them in a tank of piranhas
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Post by salopstick on Apr 22, 2008 16:52:59 GMT
i would not suck a cock for any money
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Post by trend....... on Apr 22, 2008 17:06:35 GMT
not even sexy lawrence? and £1million ... you wooouuulllddd then ....
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 22, 2008 17:10:01 GMT
I would give all my mates so much, my family would be sorted and I would be happy just living off the interest.
I would also buy my way out of a full body wax ;D
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Apr 22, 2008 17:14:00 GMT
Give Shergar back
;D ;D ;D
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Post by boothenendboy on Apr 22, 2008 17:25:54 GMT
nob a squirrell
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