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Post by scfc147 on Apr 22, 2008 11:28:15 GMT
..................................split up last week, it just wasnt working out.
See, im a Gemini, but shes a cunt. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 11:29:33 GMT
Ba dum dum tshhhhhhh
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 12:16:14 GMT
Chubby Brown's just called for you, he said can he have his joke back?  |
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 22, 2008 12:17:38 GMT
Chubby Brown's just called for you, he said can he have his joke back? Fuck the fat bastard!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 12:17:41 GMT
I love the old "such and such called for you" joke, I'm going to use it to death for a few days now you've brought it back to my attention vestan!!
Thank you sir!!
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 12:19:45 GMT
An oldie but a goodie nonetheless. I did this one for my boss once:
"Adolf Hitler just called for you, he says he's you dad"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 12:22:01 GMT
“The 1970’s called for you mate, they said they want their clothes back”
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Post by Sammz on Apr 22, 2008 12:27:58 GMT
As long as we're reminiscing -
Man gets home, tells his wife 'Get me a beer before it starts'
he drinks it, 'Quick get me another beer before it starts'
again she gets it and he drinks it and says 'another one before it starts'
She says 'Listen here you fat lazy bastard, you walk in here, plonk yourself on the settee and start barking your orders..'
He says, 'Fuckin hell it's started'
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2008 12:29:10 GMT
Fine work sammz, like it!! ;D
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 22, 2008 12:30:10 GMT
As long as we're reminiscing - Man gets home, tells his wife 'Get me a beer before it starts' he drinks it, 'Quick get me another beer before it starts' again she gets it and he drinks it and says 'another one before it starts' She says 'Listen here you fat lazy bastard, you walk in here, plonk yourself on the settee and start barking your orders..' He says, 'Fuckin hell it's started' Quality ;D |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 12:38:11 GMT
Not too shabby at all sammz.
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