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Post by myleftboot on Apr 21, 2008 17:11:37 GMT
Over Christmas just gone and after much Egg Nog and Stella I told my family I would personally have a full back, sack and crack wax if Stoke went up as I doubted it that much but would do it for charity like so it's in a good cause. So went round my parents for a drink last night and my old mans sitting there telling me has been on the PC and is making up sponsorship forms for it and I arent getting out of it now. Not decided on the charity yet but I have said they will need to raise at least £150 have it done to make it worth the pain  I tell you Stoke go up with pleasure but think of me and the things I do for you. Lesson learnt here. Never open your mouth where footballs concerned ;D |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 21, 2008 17:14:46 GMT
ha ha :-d
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 21, 2008 17:16:06 GMT
myleftboot......In your own MOUTH ha ha ha ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 21, 2008 17:17:34 GMT
Bet you're pretty livid.  |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 21, 2008 17:20:07 GMT
Has anyone had one, they reckon it's murder. Nothing can be done now though I suppose. I have to take the rough with the...erm...smooth |
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Post by robin1302 on Apr 21, 2008 17:20:41 GMT
;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 21, 2008 17:56:35 GMT
Now you're going to find how the other half of the population live ;D Good luck hun, how hairy are you to start with though?
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Post by stokiematt on Apr 21, 2008 18:03:12 GMT
i once had a hair pulled by someone on my leg, didnt pull it out but i nearly cryed.
good luck ;D
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 21, 2008 18:06:36 GMT
Not hugely hairy but enough for it to make my eyes water Chest and legs will be the worst part which is why they are going to have to stump up if they want me to have it done ;D |
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Post by Adster on Apr 21, 2008 18:40:47 GMT
its going to itch like fuck when it starts to grow back ;D
PISSER ;D
rather u than me ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 21, 2008 19:04:06 GMT
Put plenty of aloe vera on straight afterwards and when you start itching...
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Post by paula_m on Apr 22, 2008 0:09:53 GMT
Make sure who ever does it is qualified & not just anyone with wax strips from Boots ... there's a right way & a wrong way ... trust me I'm a beauty therapist |
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Post by trend....... on Apr 22, 2008 0:54:09 GMT
En-fucking-joy ya self |
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Post by Northy on Apr 22, 2008 7:23:52 GMT
looks like you've got an offer from paula there myleftboot  your own fault for being a gorilla ;D |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 22, 2008 7:25:50 GMT
Tell ém be carefull around the bum-hole mucka.......You will be shitting out the eye of a needle if they damage your turd chopping muscle  ;D |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 22, 2008 9:55:57 GMT
I tried ringing my old man up last night and getting out of it again. Afraid not he's adament and is getting the forms out tonight. I am as they say.......bricking it |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 22, 2008 10:00:50 GMT
I tried ringing my old man up last night and getting out of it again. Afraid not he's adament and is getting the forms out tonight. I am as they say.......bricking it KILL him as soon as, life in Prison will be a lot easier............Honest |
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Post by Adster on Apr 22, 2008 12:24:14 GMT
I tried ringing my old man up last night and getting out of it again. Afraid not he's adament and is getting the forms out tonight. I am as they say.......bricking it dont brick it too much though, specially when they are doing, i cant imagine the bird being too impressed if u shit yaself on her, i suppose thought, to make the conversation light when she is performing this task around your bollocks, ask her if she takes it up the shitter ;D |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 22, 2008 12:28:44 GMT
I had my legs done once, i'm not overly hirsuite but it hurt like a motherfucker.
Be happy to sponsor you though, fair play for doing it and Donna-Louise or whoever can always do with a bit extra cash.
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 22, 2008 13:53:26 GMT
If it comes off (bum bum) I will post further details later on as we have 2 games for me to cheer Stoke on and suffer impending dread at the same time |
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your own fault for being a gorilla ;D
