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Post by DunnetHeadMoonraker on May 18, 2013 13:21:10 GMT
Sometimes I read the sidebar of shame on the Daily Mail website. I bit sad I know. Yesterday there was an article about Abbey Crouch in which she was quoted as saying " 'Peter is rubbish at housework, unless I suppose I need a bulb changing. Then he comes in very handy. " It's good to know that our Peter has his uses. Where I live there is a small burn ( stream ) feeding into the bay which is sometimes a bit difficult to cross. If I had a Peter Crouch then I would lay him flat and use him as a bridge to cross the burn. What other things could a Peter Crouch be used for ? Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2326261/Abbey-Crouch-nearly-spills-tight-jeans.html#ixzz2TeJIQGXi Follow us: @mailonline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 13:43:55 GMT
Steve Merchant's body double
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 18, 2013 15:09:15 GMT
Picking fruit from trees.
His wages would be a little extravagant, but it'd only be for a month. £160,000 ?
Yeah, I'd go for that if there was no bruising and Abby held the basket.
Mind you, she'd want appearance money, it's getting expensive now.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 15:26:24 GMT
I would use him as a meal ticket for a dumb blonde scouse model.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 16:12:46 GMT
I would use him as a meal ticket for a dumb blonde scouse model. Too late thats already happening ... |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 17:03:23 GMT
You could always stick him in a box with all of your other tools ...
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Post by harryburrows on May 18, 2013 17:14:04 GMT
Runner bean season is coming
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 19:21:21 GMT
Runner bean season is coming I know I could make use off him for that at the allotment  |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on May 18, 2013 22:14:48 GMT
He would be a very useful line prop.  |
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Post by pickins on May 18, 2013 22:17:18 GMT
Pipe cleaner?
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Post by kingstokie on May 18, 2013 22:43:31 GMT
 I read the thread title and was gonna use the good old "changing light bulbs" line. Damn you Abbey! I'd use him as a measuring stick. Usually when I measure something over 6"7 my first thought is "he's/it's taller than peter crouch!" Certainly wouldn't use him as a loan striker though  |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 22:51:49 GMT
No good mate - I smoke a pipe - his feet are too big. |
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Post by Dutchpeter on May 19, 2013 7:15:53 GMT
Floodlight pylon?
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Post by ihaveadream on May 19, 2013 10:19:41 GMT
Painting the ceiling and high parts of rooms
Cleaning my gutters
Getting things of my top shelves
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Post by lawrieleslie on May 19, 2013 10:41:44 GMT
I know he could be used as a 15 goals a season striker providing he has the service of a couple of decent wingers and midfield players and a manager that doesn't play 7-2-1 home and away.
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Post by paulinespens on May 19, 2013 12:09:18 GMT
The centre pole for a wigwam?
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Post by ihaveadream on May 20, 2013 12:52:05 GMT
The centre pole for a wigwam? No, I don't think he should be playing in the championship |
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I read the thread title and was gonna use the good old "changing light bulbs" line. Damn you Abbey!
