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Post by chinesedave on Apr 17, 2008 20:07:04 GMT
What do Mark Speight and a duffle coat have in common? They can both be found hanging on Paddington...  |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 17, 2008 20:15:59 GMT
You've never had a teddy bear, have you?
sick bastard.
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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Apr 17, 2008 20:17:25 GMT
to be fair dave, you clicked on a link called 'sick joke'
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Apr 17, 2008 20:20:17 GMT
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh  |
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Post by Top Stopper on Apr 17, 2008 20:21:30 GMT
An elderly gent has been sweet on an old girl at his nursing home for quite some time.
At the Christmas party the two managed to give the care staff the slip and end up in his room. Well, one thing leads to another and the old guy decides to go down on the old lady. He's only there for a matter of seconds though and comes up gasping for air.
" Fuck me, it stinks down there and tastes terrible!" he chokes.
" Oh that's my atheritis," she replies.
" What? in your cunt?" he asks.
"No!" she replies " in my wrists, I can't wipe my arse!"
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Post by stokeylad on Apr 17, 2008 20:22:23 GMT
i didn't find this one that funny there are some better ones
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Post by DansViews on Apr 17, 2008 20:23:50 GMT
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesnt scream in the oven
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Post by jbstokie on Apr 17, 2008 20:25:34 GMT
What do Mark Speight and a duffle coat have in common? They can both be found hanging on Paddington... You think the Heathrow T5 delays are bad, I know of someone who's been hanging around in paddington for about 6 days |
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Post by shoey100 on Apr 17, 2008 20:40:14 GMT
It has to be said that Mark Speight and Natasha Collins were well suited for each other............
She was steaming hot, and he was well hung!
(Hangs head in shame)
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Post by stokelad on Apr 17, 2008 21:29:12 GMT
bad joke
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