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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2012 17:33:16 GMT
In all seriousness now, I just hope it doesnt cause him to lose his bottle
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Post by SCFC92 on Dec 30, 2012 17:41:46 GMT
#prayforcork
Thoughts are with his family at this sad time
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Post by jonnynico on Dec 30, 2012 17:44:07 GMT
I've just spoke to Southampton Football Club and they have said that the marks will be there for some time to come. Three washes his shorts have had and the grass stains are still visible Should of used daz one wash
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Post by heavysoul on Dec 30, 2012 17:59:45 GMT
NEWS FLASH******
Police have now erected a 2 foot barrier around the area where the ALLEGED incident took place and are asking for witnesses to come forward. At this moment in time only John Terry has come forward stating he saw everything while he was with Corks wife doing it `doggy style` while watching the match live from Corks bedroom.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Dec 30, 2012 18:08:14 GMT
Just watching the Felix Baumgartner Space Jump documentary, and it quite clear that poor Corky suffered from supersonic air vortices caused by N'Zonzi bringing his foot down at over 700 mph. N'Zonzi could have brought his foot down at a safe 600 mph, but he chose not to. Clattenburg knows his physics, and he was left with no choice but to send him off. Whilst the above is quite a plausible reason for Jacks Horrific Injuries to his shorts having just spoken to NASA and The Met Office I can confirm the true reasons for this tragic series of events Upon seeing Battenburg ignore the blatant foul on N'Zonzi approx27,000 people within the ground took a sharp intake of breath (approx 2 litres each) 54,000l litres in total. As the redelevopment of the corner has not yet been undertaken this sharp intake coupled with such a volume caused an extreme airflow vortex within the stadium. A small yet defined microburst occurred within the area just in front of the Seddon Stand thus knocking Jack off balance. Again due to this extreme airflow and the imbalance within the ground, the earths axis actually moved for a split second causing a massive shift in the earths gravitational field causing Jack to be dragged earthward thus soiling his shorts. What about a stamp you ask.....simple N'Zonzi wears metal studs of which he too was a victim to the massive magnetic surge experienced Simple physics really but a clear case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I bow to your superior knowledge.
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Post by themightyragnar on Dec 30, 2012 20:24:32 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by steino72 on Dec 30, 2012 20:28:16 GMT
no saints fans have anything to say yet??
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Post by Sven on Dec 30, 2012 20:53:56 GMT
I've sent him a bunch of grapes to aid his recovery, they have ripened well over the festive period with rich food and excess alcohol. i managed to tear them from my arse ealier today, hope they taste well corky lad.
get well soon you cheating scrote
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Post by bunnyscfc on Dec 30, 2012 21:09:44 GMT
Saints fans seem decent sorts. They're probably embarrassed, as would I be if we did that.
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Post by steino72 on Dec 30, 2012 21:17:53 GMT
True bunny, always liken them to us for loyalty...but thought this would of reached them now? With maybe a tongue in cheek remark..Maybe it is embarressment..
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Post by bunnyscfc on Dec 30, 2012 21:20:01 GMT
it has mate. One Saint has had a chuckle on their board and is embarrassed about Cork. It's all lightheaeted stuff, but I'm fed up of modern footballers. I wonder what the lad's dad (hardman Alan) would think?
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Dec 30, 2012 21:21:20 GMT
No doubt Martin Samuel will refer to Cork having his ankle broken in another poorly researched article in the not too distant future.
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Post by steino72 on Dec 30, 2012 21:28:57 GMT
it has mate. One Saint has had a chuckle on their board and is embarrassed about Cork. It's all lightheaeted stuff, but I'm fed up of modern footballers. I wonder what the lad's dad (hardman Alan) would think? Really?? Didn't realise they were related, A Wimbledon stalwart if memory serves, His Dad won the FA cup in what was the crazy gang, tough and honest player...He should have a word in his shell like in that case mate....
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Post by brumstokie on Dec 30, 2012 21:37:07 GMT
No doubt Martin Samuel will refer to Cork having his ankle broken in another poorly researched article in the not too distant future. Didn't Nzonzi once break Francis Jeffers leg ???
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 31, 2012 0:19:16 GMT
It will be going into a journal on football injuries. Its called the Cork fracture,and it could take upto 3 weeks to get the grass stains out of your kecks.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 0:20:13 GMT
Yes brumstoke, in about 437 places
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Post by Lesalanos on Dec 31, 2012 1:11:11 GMT
Glad to see fans taking time out to pray for the lad!
Hope he makes a full recovery.
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Post by onionman on Dec 31, 2012 2:32:39 GMT
All you sarcastic wankers are going to feel really guilty if Jack Cork actually dies as a result of this incident.
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Post by vinecent on Dec 31, 2012 2:36:46 GMT
no saints fans have anything to say yet?? They're too busy mourning over this tragic incident.
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Post by vote for pedro on Dec 31, 2012 8:27:20 GMT
We should get #prayforcork trending on twitter I'm gonna keep slagging the little twat off attach him in with the above
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Post by bunnyscfc on Dec 31, 2012 9:52:35 GMT
pedro - leave it off twitter mate. keep it just on here or it will attract various plums
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Post by jonnynico on Dec 31, 2012 12:50:19 GMT
All you sarcastic wankers are going to feel really guilty if Jack Cork actually dies as a result of this incident. panto style "OH NO WE WON'T"
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Post by Godo on Dec 31, 2012 13:49:57 GMT
Don't go towards the light Jack, please stay with us...................
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Dec 31, 2012 13:56:01 GMT
Has he flatlined yet??
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Post by dozintheseventees on Dec 31, 2012 14:07:18 GMT
I don't believe you lot, I really don't.
You've got a young sportsman critically injured after a vicious assault by a 'so called' fellow pro and all you can do is take the piss. His career may well be in the balance and the mental scars will take years to get over. Think of his poor wife and kids should he slip away.
Bunch of bastards.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 14:39:57 GMT
It's just dreadful, the poor lad, with his whole life ahead of him. Come on Corky. Bottle Top Bill and the rest of us are all there for you
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Post by StokieMatt on Dec 31, 2012 14:51:51 GMT
Apparently he just woke up from his coma looking pleased with himself with securing his side a 3-2 win.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 14:56:55 GMT
Adkins has just been on TV in a Breaking news alert. It's still very serious. His mum can't get the grass stains out of his shorts. But as Adkins says, at least it happened in their away kit, he could easily have got his head caught between the red and white stripes. Thank heavens for small mercies.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 15:01:48 GMT
Fellaini has tweeted. @fellaini: corky get well mon ami. if U find it too frustrating UR allowed to nut ShawX. #pundits-advice
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Post by bunnyscfc on Dec 31, 2012 15:03:27 GMT
It's just dreadful, the poor lad, with his whole life ahead of him. Come on Corky. Bottle Top Bill and the rest of us are all there for you brew aots
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