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Post by Blackpoolstokie on Apr 15, 2008 19:23:34 GMT
network rail have promised to look into waiting times at paddington station after mark speight was left hanging around for 6 days
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Post by lawrieleslie on Apr 16, 2008 7:05:22 GMT
Police investigating death of childrens TV presenter Mark Speight now say they have a better picture of what happened to him. The picture was drawn by Kylie O'Connor aged 6 from Liverpool.
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Post by chunkie on Apr 16, 2008 8:35:56 GMT
heard he went off the rails?
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Post by Top Stopper on Apr 16, 2008 20:09:35 GMT
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said, 'Hah!. We can take an arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty four hours.'
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Post by Top Stopper on Apr 16, 2008 20:14:35 GMT
Mating call of a cuckoo = "cuckoo, cuckoo"
Mating call of an owl = " terwitt tewoo, terwiit teroo"
Mating call of a blackbird = "Go on Leroy, bang it up me shitter !!!!! "
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