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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2008 14:53:18 GMT
Post some of your favourites, I’ll start (Fiction): -
Jules: This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is?
Vincent: Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
Jules: Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
Vincent: I think we should be going now.
Jules: Don't do that! Don't you fucking do that! Don't blow this shit off! What just happened was a fucking miracle!
Vincent: Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.
Jules: Wrong! Wrong, this shit doesn't just happen.
Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
Jules: We should be fuckin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
Vincent: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
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Post by Sammz on Apr 15, 2008 15:03:05 GMT
Sonny: Hey man, how you doin'? Rich...
[offers handshake]
Sonny: [Richard refuses handshake]
Sonny: You ok?
Richard: Mmh
[nods head]
Sonny: You know the lads had this ridiculous idea th...
Richard: [Richard interrupts him before he can finish off the sentence] Yeah, it was me.
Sonny: Oh it was? Thought so. What are you up to?
Richard: Moochin' about.
Sonny: Moochin' about? In my house?
Richard: Mmh
Sonny: Do you always paint men? Like women?... What are you doin' lad?
Richard: That's my concern.
Sonny: Not with being in my house. Where are you staying?
Richard: Motson's farm. Gonna come see me are ya?
Sonny: Maybe I will. You're not afraid of me are ya?
[Richard smiles & shakes head implying he isn't afraid]
Tuff: Why doesn't he just chin him?
Big Al: He's weighing him up, he's weighing him up, shut up.
Sonny: You're making me very nervous, Richard.
Richard: Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that fuckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna fucking hit you all.
Sonny: I don't like being threatened, Rich'.
Richard: I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it.
Richard: [Richard opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm] You're fucking there mate!
[Richard clenches his hand]
Richard: So get in that car... and FUCK OFF!
Richard: You get to me first!
Sonny: I just might.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 15, 2008 15:05:26 GMT
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Post by robdog on Apr 15, 2008 15:12:50 GMT
Karna for Sammz - Paddy Considine Dead Mans Shoes
met the legend that is Paddy C in The Brown Jug down castle last week - top bloke.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2008 15:18:18 GMT
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2008 15:26:04 GMT
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Post by panini2001 on Apr 15, 2008 18:37:21 GMT
ogre: anyone
donkey: pick me
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Post by trend....... on Apr 15, 2008 19:22:22 GMT
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Post by algor on Apr 16, 2008 11:49:56 GMT
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 16, 2008 12:11:38 GMT
I love the "constant sorrow" scene in O Brother, Where art thou?, and the Kenny Rogers "What condition my condition was in" scene in the Big Lebowski.
For scene stealing however, the interplay between Jules & Vincent on Pulp Fiction was outstanding. QT at his best has no contemporary.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2008 12:23:36 GMT
Karma for that last comment vestan.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2008 12:33:57 GMT
Kim Jong Il: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!
Lisa: I'm sorry, it's what?
Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre.
Lisa: One more time.
Kim Jong Il: [shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!
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Post by chunkie on Apr 16, 2008 12:41:53 GMT
the girl washing the car in cool hand luke
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Post by MrFlirty on Apr 16, 2008 14:40:32 GMT
great song and great dance
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Post by salopstick on Apr 16, 2008 14:45:23 GMT
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