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Post by robdog on Apr 15, 2008 9:50:41 GMT
Poof.
"Im in the sahara and its hot so im gonna piss on my tshirt and put it on my head"
He's obviously never done a shift on the kilns in a potbank if he thinks the sahara is hot.
Complete and utter cnut ;D
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 15, 2008 9:52:20 GMT
You wouldn't catch Mears pissing on his clothes.
Bear Grylls = W*nk
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Post by ben88 on Apr 15, 2008 9:53:30 GMT
i heard he eats his own jizz because its high in protein and iron, and while jacking off it keeps him warm
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 15, 2008 10:26:50 GMT
Has one ever shared ones experience of survival living, with you chaps? The area of Magaluf. Oh it was many moons ago but one lives with trauma to this very day. The place was full of common chav based people, their only goals in life bingo, happy hour and the full English breakfast. Tattoos on every part of bodies even heads and that was just the women. Big saggy, red grease tits filled row after row of sun beds next to sock clad men. This really is the place of nightmares! When one is met by extremities of this nature one has to do anything just to survive and that meant getting up at 4.30 in morning and putting a towel on a sun bed next to the swimming pool.
Over the week one had to rely on many survival techniques including eating burgers from road side stands, drinking cocktails, going to public toilets and conversing with people who looked like they had just come off the Jeremy Kyle show!
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