SCFC1863
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Post by SCFC1863 on Apr 15, 2008 9:05:28 GMT
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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Post by luke45 on Apr 15, 2008 12:46:26 GMT
;D
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SCFC1863
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Post by SCFC1863 on Apr 15, 2008 13:22:39 GMT
Thank you.
To be honest i was after just one karma so i wasnt on negative if someone doesnt mind.
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Post by luke45 on Apr 15, 2008 13:25:28 GMT
karma you in an hour when i'm allowed again mate  |
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SCFC1863
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Post by SCFC1863 on Apr 15, 2008 13:27:23 GMT
Cheers.
I will repay the favour myself when i am allowed!
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Post by luke45 on Apr 15, 2008 14:24:58 GMT
there you go |
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SCFC1863
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Post by SCFC1863 on Apr 15, 2008 15:28:53 GMT
Repaid
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Post by luke45 on Apr 15, 2008 15:30:55 GMT
you were on +1 when i exalted you  who's being smiting you !?!? |
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SCFC1863
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Post by SCFC1863 on Apr 15, 2008 15:41:21 GMT
God knows. Still it doesnt matter, i suppose it must be making somebodys day smiting me! |
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