|
|
Post by jonesinamillion on Apr 12, 2008 23:30:01 GMT
Unlucky if you were expecting something dirty ;D ....
Had any run-ins with the law?
I'm a good boy but have met Mr. Plod on occasion, fancy regailing me with your tails?
|
|
|
|
Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 13, 2008 0:40:21 GMT
Once got an £80 public order fine for having a piss against a wall up 'Castle.  |
|
|
|
Post by stokeny on Apr 13, 2008 1:26:43 GMT
Got three points for parking on the pavement outside the offie in Uttoxeter.
|
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Apr 13, 2008 8:10:10 GMT
When I was young I had a few smacked arses off "Bobby Ball" in Talke Pits, then taken home by the scruff of the neck to get the same off my dad. Bobby ball was a big bloke and his alsation was a mean bugger.
Since then had a brush with the napoli police for being drunk, Florida for driving on the wrong side of the road (it was 2.30 am and no other cars about) speeding fine over here and the normal argy bargy at Stoke back in the 70's/80's
|
|
|
|
Post by GRUMPY 1 on Apr 13, 2008 8:12:49 GMT
A long time ago in my distant past.
One Saturday lunchtime I was quenching my thirst in the Werrington Hotel and decided at the last minute to attend Stokes away match (Forget who).
So I jumped in my car (bad decision 1 - drink driving)
Off I shot down the newly opened "D road" in my ford Anglia. ( told you it was a while back).
On approaching Hanford roundabout at speed(no flyover in them days) I was faced with a choice, slow down like everybody else or (Bad decision 2) pick a gap and floor it?
So, with a lane change or two I was out and what was sitting on the other side of the roundabout? Old plod on his motorbike looking me straight in the eye.
Off I went up the link road to the M6 looking in my mirror all the way up.
Sure enough his bike soon appeared so I pulled in the lay by to wait for him. (good decision).
"What do you think you did wrong?" was the first question. ???
Any way I bluffed my way with the excuse that the new road had confused me and admitted that I had approached the junction too fast.
Blow me! He just "asked" me to take more care until I knew the new road layout better.
No Breathalyzer ;D
and thank fuck he didn't bother to check my tyres, there was one with the canvas showing.
Ah those were the days.
|
|
|
|
Post by Matthews dad on Apr 13, 2008 8:15:09 GMT
15 years for armed robbery.  |
|
|
|
Post by craig67 on Apr 13, 2008 11:54:55 GMT
About 5/6 years ago I had an old Fiesta XR2.A dent in the passenger door,aerial was stuck in with some metal type fixant that sets like blu-tak,the suspension was knackered and the interior spelt like the petrol was poured straight into the back seats.And can you believe it they pulled me up!!!!!!
I think it was because I was wearing a Stoke top in Leicestershire;oh and my shaved head.
Told me off about a couple of things about the car(they thought it had no mot/tax-even though it did)and then let me go.
The thing that pissed me off most was the description on the piece of paper I had to hand in at my local plod station;said I was stocky.The cheeky bastards-I'm fat! ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by GRUMPY 1 on Apr 13, 2008 11:57:11 GMT
Used to go out with a girl who lived across the road from a traffic cop. He used to delight in stopping me whenever he saw me driving. Well me and this lass got engaged so off we went trawling all around the relatives, giving them all our news. Needless to say there was usually a celebratory short passing my lips at each stop. ( I am going back to my teenage years again. no excuse I know.) Anyway, passing through the centre of Boslem I saw the dreaded blues flashing and stopped outside the Adulte, thinking this is the licence going along with my job. This copper gets out and walks towards me and I get that sinking feeling. Then his mate gets out and guess who? Yep you got it, the cop from across the road. He starts laughing and joking about stopping me "Again" and they both get in the car and bugger off. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE |
|
|
|
Post by frogs_carer on Apr 14, 2008 12:44:37 GMT
14 arrests 7convictions all football related. The last was Plymouth this year and didnt get a ban dead lucky now trying to be a good boy
|
|
|
|
Post by PotteringThrough on Apr 14, 2008 13:07:57 GMT
I had give my name my and address to a police officer once for running threw Longton with two friends!
There were four of us the big lad at the back couldn't keep up so it was just us three who got told off!
We hadn't done anything wrong just running off from our overweight friend for a laugh!
|
|
|
|
Post by myleftboot on Apr 14, 2008 13:11:12 GMT
Not proud of this but it was many years ago when I was younger and madder. I had just split up with this bird and decided to go and drown my sorrows (for a three day long drinking session).  Anyway my mate sets me up with this woman, granted this was the wrong thing to do at the wrong time and she just saw this drunken mess and buggered off out the pub which set me off even more. So I am down the Golden Lion in Newcastle drinking like a fish and thought I had better go home. On my way this bloke must have said summat to me and I went up like a bottle of pop which was inevitable now thinking about it. So were having verbals and next minute the old bill who were driving past have pulled up and tried to pull us apart. I was a bit mad in them days and it took 5 to nick me for being drunk and disorderly as in my mind I was going nowhere, hence them adding assault and goodness knows what ever else they could throw at me to the charge sheet. It isn't big and not clever and I was lucky not to have gone down for it. To this day I never get involved in rows now I just walk away. |
|
