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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 10, 2008 13:27:41 GMT
Your preference. ??? Would it be...........The Shaven Haven.  Or.........................Hairy Mary.  Do you prefer the to ravish the headless Turkey´s neck or the Moist Forest. Discuss Gentlemen ;D |
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 13:31:09 GMT
as long as its not like licking a dogs back then im not fussed,
i dont like it completly bald though, it would be like licking a 10 year old
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 13:33:54 GMT
No Bearded Clam for me!!  The dog needs to see the rabbit as it were!! |
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 13:37:39 GMT
A female dwarf goes to the doctor, complaining of a sore fanny, so the Doctor gets some scissors out, snips around a bit.
dwarf says, "That feels alot better, I didn't feel a thing, what have you done?"
Doctor replies "I've trimmed the top off your wellies!" ;D
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 13:40:40 GMT
they just keep coming....... ;D
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Post by bossthemidfield on Apr 10, 2008 13:42:47 GMT
clean shaven, I don’t like having to floss.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 10, 2008 13:43:40 GMT
They taste good, sometimes they smell good.......But my God a shaven haven is fucking ugly IMHO |
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 10, 2008 13:47:19 GMT
it would be like licking a 10 year old So how many 10 year olds have you had Ben ???  |
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 13:54:32 GMT
none...........................yet
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 13:55:04 GMT
OATCAKE DISSCUSIION TOPIC OF THE DAY :
are peadophile jokes acceptable?
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 14:01:54 GMT
They've just found two more secret rooms at the Jersey youth hostel.
Jonathan King has booked them both for the summer!
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Post by bossthemidfield on Apr 10, 2008 14:06:31 GMT
Gary Glitter was bitterly disappointed.
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 14:10:01 GMT
thats a yes then ;D
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 14:10:50 GMT
whats the great thing about shagging 28 year olds?..........................
theres 20 of them
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 14:18:35 GMT
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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Post by salopstick on Apr 10, 2008 14:24:47 GMT
any joke is acceptable
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 10, 2008 14:39:34 GMT
Shaven all the way. My worst nightmare was a woman I met in London years back and we got back hers and got down to it only to whip em off and find she had grey pubes and it was like Epping Forest  Lads I did what had to be done I am afraid. Got on with it and thought of England |
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 14:43:43 GMT
There once was a girl called Louise,
Whose pubes hung down to her knees,
So the crabs in her twat,
Tied her hairs in a platt,
And constructed a flying trapeze
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 14:47:54 GMT
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 14:50:32 GMT
James bond walks into a sex club what does he ask the barman for? Something shaven not furred!!  Coat on...................................................................... |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 10, 2008 14:51:51 GMT
Guy telling his mates what happened to him down the pub- I was walking in london when it started to rain so I took shelter in a peekaboo sex shop. I paid £50 and was confronted by 3 doors reading blonde, burnette or black. I chose blonde only to be confronted by more doors reading small tits, medium tits or large tits. I choose large tits again another 3 doors small c**t, large c**t or wet c**t. I chose wet c**t and ended up back outside! |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 10, 2008 15:34:36 GMT
i dont like ginger glow in the dark fannies or ones with pubes like a black cotton wool ball above the gash
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Post by boothenendboy on Apr 10, 2008 15:36:35 GMT
any holes a goal,as long as its not surrounded by a rainforest.
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 10, 2008 15:39:56 GMT
Never had an Albino fanny though yet |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 10, 2008 15:44:22 GMT
i hate it when your down there and move to the other hole only to be confronted by what looks like a load of crushed spiders
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Post by sheffieldstokie82 on Apr 10, 2008 15:54:18 GMT
Shaven is a must its never pleasant when its not nicely looked after!!
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Post by Pembo on Apr 10, 2008 17:25:11 GMT
Defo Shaven
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Post by paula_m on Apr 11, 2008 1:12:50 GMT
just to put a female slant on this subject & as it's my job, the amount of women who come in to have brazilians & hollywoods rather than a bikini line wax has risen greatly in the last 5 years or so. Mainly as it's more hygienic but quite a few say their partners prefer it
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Post by corkster on Apr 11, 2008 4:12:24 GMT
cuse my ignorance, what's a hollywood? (in this context)
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Post by bossthemidfield on Apr 11, 2008 7:49:38 GMT
paula, whats your preference!  |
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