crashintome
Lads'n'Dads
What's so funny bout peace, love and understanding?
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Post by crashintome on Apr 10, 2008 11:11:26 GMT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landingthe big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman who hadn't moved a muscle.'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch !!
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 11:14:09 GMT
 its worthy of a smile, but not a massive grin, but i did enjoy that, and will karma you once it is refreshed |
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Post by stokietomo on Apr 10, 2008 11:24:56 GMT
A man goes into the library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian replies " Fuck off, you wont bring it back"
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crashintome
Lads'n'Dads
What's so funny bout peace, love and understanding?
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Post by crashintome on Apr 10, 2008 11:36:09 GMT
Not bad stokie to mo ;D
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crashintome
Lads'n'Dads
What's so funny bout peace, love and understanding?
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Post by crashintome on Apr 10, 2008 11:37:54 GMT
Woops!
Sorry stokietomo.
Got it right this time
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Post by panini2001 on Apr 10, 2008 11:48:08 GMT
Hey up Crash,
My wife thought that was hysterical, defo a woman thing.
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Post by stokietomo on Apr 10, 2008 13:00:46 GMT
Cheers Crash. You got "whoops" wrong though  |
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Post by Northy on Apr 10, 2008 15:37:27 GMT
That's nearly as old as me, must be on it's second generation round, I must be old  |
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