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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 10:58:27 GMT
one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all three
will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a mask over their
eyes.
After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said, "The other
night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather
bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said: 'You are the
woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long."
The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in the office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and
a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say anything.....but we
had wild sex all night."
The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask
over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and said:
'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' "
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2008 11:01:04 GMT
;D ;D ;D Thank you scfc147
Your humour is much welcomed on here, it’s a break from some of the shyte posted.
Karma’d up mate.
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 11:05:24 GMT
Cheers We must be like minded individuals  Karma back at ya |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2008 11:08:13 GMT
Best joke I've heard in ages.
It's gone round the office, everyone's in stitches!!!
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Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 10, 2008 11:10:51 GMT
Thats a cracker is that. Superkarma your way
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 11:11:59 GMT
WhyDelilah did you see the Beer vs. Vagina thread i posted yesterday before the board went tits up?
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 11:12:01 GMT
;D great stuff
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2008 11:12:46 GMT
Certainly did mate, another good post.
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 10, 2008 11:18:09 GMT
;D Karma
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Post by stokietomo on Apr 10, 2008 11:21:14 GMT
A man goes into the library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian replies " Fuck off, you wont bring it back"
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Post by PotteringThrough on Apr 10, 2008 11:31:20 GMT
Very Good!
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crashintome
Lads'n'Dads
What's so funny bout peace, love and understanding?
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Post by crashintome on Apr 10, 2008 11:44:00 GMT
I do things like that for my husband all the time...........
his dinner of course ;D
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Post by Beebster on Apr 10, 2008 11:54:33 GMT
;D love it. Nice one scfc147 ;D
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Post by craig67 on Apr 10, 2008 12:06:58 GMT
Didn't someone post this the other night? Before all the posts disappeared? Just a thought like!  |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 11, 2008 11:08:29 GMT
Outstanding effort.
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Post by stokelad on Apr 11, 2008 13:16:12 GMT
worth karma that is ;D
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