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Post by supersmashinggreat on Apr 9, 2008 21:16:04 GMT
For me , when i cut my toe nails (well rip them off with my fingers) i recycle the big toe nail & use it for a toothpick & then chew it, although i then have to use a toothpick to get the nail out from between my teeth. i offered to cut my ladies but for some reason she thinks its disgusting. strange women  |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 9, 2008 21:22:04 GMT
i do that too, drives the wench mad,
she doesnt like me wearing a bobble hat in the house either
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Apr 9, 2008 21:26:00 GMT
Go out and have a few bevvies
Come home, stick Sky Sports News on, have a few tins of Special, fall asleep with a fag on and burn holes in the rug
I dont think its an unusual habit as it happens on a regular basis but it sure pisses her off
And Im not joking either
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2008 21:29:13 GMT
Sticking my finger up my arse when having a wank but only when in the shower.
And Im not joking either
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2008 22:00:45 GMT
Karma for that effort loony (whether you were joking or not!!)
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Post by stokelad on Apr 9, 2008 22:24:14 GMT
;D loony
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 9, 2008 23:01:27 GMT
Loony. Too much information
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 10, 2008 10:29:18 GMT
I wear my coat in the house sometimes. It proper brassed my ex off as she always used to say "are you bloody going somewhere" but I didn't have the heart to tell her that her house was bloody freezing  |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 10, 2008 10:34:30 GMT
Stealth Scab Picking
(Picking off other people's scabs while they are unaware)
Long Range Stealth Scab Picking
(Managing to do it from the other end of the room with a length of razor thin chicken wire)
Telekinetic Stealth Scab Picking
(Using only the power of your mind to pick off other peoples scabs and return them to your collection tin)
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 10, 2008 10:51:32 GMT
sorry forgot about
International Governement Intelligence Stealth Scab Picking
(Travelling to another country under false diplomatic papers, locating secret government operatives and picking off their scabs, one by one)
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Post by craig67 on Apr 10, 2008 10:54:07 GMT
Thank god sega that it's not just me.  |
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Post by ben88 on Apr 10, 2008 11:08:40 GMT
after going at it with the mrs, i always make her get out of bed so i can pull the matress cover back on properly, because i dont like an uncovered matress,
i also throw jizzy tisues at her face when its dark, she doesent like that,
also, when she sleep talks, (she's a nurse) i talk back to her and make her spazz out,
Her - "no mr mathews, you need to get back into bed, you have had your injection today"
me - "Nurse Fiona!, you have given mrs smith an overdose, dont you know how to count?"
her - "..............mrs smith isnt my patient............"
me - "yes she is!, and you killed her.............."
her *while sobbing* "well i didnt know that, and i havent been giving her injections"
then i normally wake her up and crack on like i know nothing
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 10, 2008 11:46:15 GMT
These are bad habits  |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 10, 2008 14:35:38 GMT
also
Bogey Exchange
(the act of swapping bogeys with ones partner of choice)
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