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Post by stokiematt on Apr 9, 2008 17:36:01 GMT
got any good come backs for when in arguments? i would start but i cant think of any  |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 9, 2008 17:48:44 GMT
fuck off works for me
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Post by Pembo on Apr 9, 2008 17:50:39 GMT
Did your mum and dad have any kids that lived?
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Post by powchirper on Apr 9, 2008 18:38:45 GMT
I always find the offer of a ten pence coin and telling them to phone somebody that actualy gives a fuck works a treat, failling that a straight right to the chin will have the same but more dramatic effect.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 9, 2008 22:54:57 GMT
I always find the offer of a ten pence coin and telling them to phone somebody that actualy gives a fuck works a treat, failling that a straight right to the chin will have the same but more dramatic effect. minimum charge for a public telephone is now, would you believe 40p. so your only 25% of the way there. |
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Post by bossthemidfield on Apr 10, 2008 11:49:16 GMT
jog on you twat...
escalates to left hook followed by right uppercut, but it works for me.
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 10, 2008 12:09:08 GMT
That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way! Now Fuck Off Yoth!!!!!  Best said in a boardroom i find to a twat who thinks he should win 'The Fucking Apprentice'!!! ;D |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 10, 2008 12:13:54 GMT
We never get to the full on arguement stage. They always wake up ten minutes later after I left them lying in the street  |
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Post by the cat on Apr 10, 2008 12:23:29 GMT
"I would take this piss out of you, but i think nature's beat me to it"
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Post by stokietomo on Apr 10, 2008 13:08:19 GMT
I like annoying people who spend ages telling you a funny story, then just as they get to the end say "and then what happened?".
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Post by banburypotter on Apr 10, 2008 22:11:57 GMT
a manager once came in to the canteen where a lot of us team leaders were having our break and said "ah if the devil cast his net now", to which i replied,
"if it was as big as your mouth there would be room for more".
we all laughed, he shut up, he wasn't very popular.
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Post by banburypotter on Apr 10, 2008 22:13:46 GMT
fucking teach me to read the whole subject title won't it.
not so much a come back in an argument, but nonetheless it could possibly be used if someone said it.
its late ,goodnight
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Post by Batfink on Apr 10, 2008 22:23:37 GMT
a good one for the missus if your married.
Her: I must have been stupid when I married you
You: You fuckin were duck, and still are, but I was in love so it didn't bother me at the time ;D
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Post by chunkie on Apr 11, 2008 8:17:14 GMT
say "write it down and I'll read it in the morning when I've got time"
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Post by ben88 on Apr 11, 2008 9:05:59 GMT
i am rubber you are glue, what every you say bounces off me and sticks to you,
try that one out before it kicks off, see what they do
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 11, 2008 9:08:27 GMT
i rather like
"fuck off and die"
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Post by jonesinamillion on Apr 11, 2008 11:52:55 GMT
Customer liason situation...
I didn't come here to be insulted! Why, where do you usually go?
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