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Post by Cityfullergoals on Apr 2, 2008 14:56:02 GMT
Man goes to library and asks assistant
Have you got any books on committing suicide
Im sorry sir, she replied
We had four or five but nobody ever brings them back
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 2, 2008 15:37:33 GMT
How do librarians file melted marshmallows?
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 2, 2008 15:39:26 GMT
Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
Because she was in the non-friction section.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 15:41:46 GMT
Why did the man die of boredom?
He read these god damn awful jokes.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 2, 2008 17:02:23 GMT
Irish fella walks into a library and asks for some bacon
The Librarian replies 'sir, this is a library'
'Oh, sorry' the Irishman whispers... 'Have you got any bacon?'
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 2, 2008 19:10:08 GMT
Why did the man die of boredom? He read these god damn awful jokes.  Oh well they made me laugh.  |
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Oh well they made me laugh. 
