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Post by scfc147 on Apr 2, 2008 14:02:19 GMT
In an attempt to return lost luggage to travellers at Terminal 5, British Airways tested a scheme where pilots deliver the bags directly to the customer's door.
Following an unsuccessful delivery in Kent the scheme has been cancelled!!! ;D ;D
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Post by robdog on Apr 2, 2008 14:10:42 GMT
you sick bastard - go and tell that joke to the dead mens relatives.
now fuck off
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 2, 2008 14:19:24 GMT
Wot's up youth? ??? Wasn't any of them on your "Which celeb is gonna die next?" list?  You fuck off you 2 faced knob cheese!!!!!!! |
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Post by robdog on Apr 2, 2008 14:24:28 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
gotcha - if theres a sick joke about im there
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Post by scfc147 on Apr 2, 2008 14:25:50 GMT
;D
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 14:33:04 GMT
;D ;D thats one good joke |
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 14:34:31 GMT
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A rottweiler in a playground
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 14:35:59 GMT
This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car."
To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 2, 2008 14:38:01 GMT
What part of a cabbage do you not eat
The wheel chair
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 14:39:52 GMT
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 2, 2008 14:46:23 GMT
How do you know when your Sister is on her Menstrual cycle in Crewe. ?????? When your Dads dick tastes funny.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 14:48:27 GMT
A horse walks into a bar, barman says “why the long face?”
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 14:59:50 GMT
man walks into a bar,
"OUCH!"
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Post by Do it for bringbackthevic on Apr 2, 2008 15:19:27 GMT
After Shannon mathews picked up her award for winning the National Hide & seek championships she declared she's off to portugal to contest the European Record.
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Post by robin1302 on Apr 2, 2008 20:15:15 GMT
it's sad but it's a good one ;D
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