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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 11:28:37 GMT
77% of all dogs in Peru are called George.
Next?
Bag of skittles and a curly wurly to the best one. They have to be true like mine……
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 2, 2008 11:35:10 GMT
13% of jews actually have no hair underneath those little round things that go on top of their head
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 11:40:56 GMT
Fight Club - In the short scene when 'Brad Pitt ' and Edward Norton are drunk and hitting golf balls, they really are drunk, and the golf balls are sailing directly into the side of the catering truck.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 2, 2008 11:41:46 GMT
87% of men who have watched "the Sixth Sense" have claimed to know the ending after the film has finished, 64% of them claim that "it was fucking obvious, really".
37% of the time a turtles head appears in your pants, you will shit yourself.
14% of Casualty visits could be avoided with a half-decent anal lubricant.
19% of people from Smethwick cannot distinguish between a gerbil and a guinea pig.
All facts.
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 11:44:22 GMT
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 2, 2008 11:46:12 GMT
86% percent of all statistics are incorrect or out of date.
Including this one.
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 2, 2008 11:46:16 GMT
93% of us still yearn for our mothers fun cushions
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Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 11:47:00 GMT
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 2, 2008 11:49:38 GMT
thedee51 is right. I still long for his mum's funbags. What a woman. Outstanding.
17% of Eric's don't know a decent knock-knock joke. Fact.
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 2, 2008 11:49:42 GMT
100% of Americans ARE REAL FAT BASTARDS !!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 11:50:22 GMT
28% of people in the UK are illiterate, the other 85% are not.
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 2, 2008 11:50:52 GMT
vestanpance has had my mum
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 11:52:48 GMT
Meatloaf would do anything for love. Apart from that……..ya dirrrrty get. That’s disgusting.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 2, 2008 11:55:09 GMT
87% of Librarians take it up the shitter at least once a week.
14% of Cardigans are made of goat hair
26% of Americans cannot spell "Antidisestablishmentairianism"
13% of Railway Stations in Wales have no car park
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Post by Sammz on Apr 2, 2008 11:56:58 GMT
Conna see his problem with it WD, it all comes out in the wash 95% of librarians enjoy a wank in their diner hour.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 2, 2008 11:59:07 GMT
True, but Daz doesn't get plasma, spunk and bum blood out, you need sunlight soap.
And that's a fucker to get hold of.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 12:01:08 GMT
Pot Noodles have 50% less salt across the range than in 2005 (according to my soy sauce packet)
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Post by Sammz on Apr 2, 2008 12:01:33 GMT
Probably because we hardly had any sunlight at all last year vestan.
Mmm Pot Noodle, WD you filthy sexy bastard ;D
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 2, 2008 12:01:47 GMT
Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film = 4
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 12:04:27 GMT
That’s me sammz, filthy to the end.
88% of lardarses think that chips are a vegetable.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 2, 2008 12:10:25 GMT
86% of Oatcake Message Board posters stop reading Ted1965's posts halfway through and agree with him, because it's easier.
67% of men wipe their cock on the curtains after they have bolted into a one-nighter. 100% of them think it's funny when they are doing the walk of shame home afterwards.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 12:12:25 GMT
An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.
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Post by Sammz on Apr 2, 2008 12:21:10 GMT
If you're in a rush it's 100% certain the person in front of you isn't!
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 2, 2008 12:22:21 GMT
68% of people don't like green opal fruits.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 12:24:25 GMT
32% of people love green opal fruits.
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Post by powchirper on Apr 2, 2008 12:28:00 GMT
Eight out of ten cats prefer whiskas.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 12:30:51 GMT
89% of Vale fans are allergic to the word ‘hygiene’.
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 2, 2008 12:34:00 GMT
42% of cannabis smokers can't remember the end of
38% of cannabis smokers can't remember the
36% of cannabis smokers can't
ah fuck it
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Apr 2, 2008 12:37:37 GMT
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Difficult to achieve but facts none the less.
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Apr 2, 2008 12:38:50 GMT
Right-handed people live, on an average, nine years longer than left-handed people
Unlucky you left handed freaks! ;D
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