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DansViews All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 5,869	Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 20:07:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DansViews on Apr 1, 2008 20:07:17 GMT I cant feel my legs why he said "because ive got no arms" love it!
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robin1302 All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 3,630	Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 20:08:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by robin1302 on Apr 1, 2008 20:08:53 GMT ;D
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SCFC1863 Youth Player Best Championship Team in the Midlands Posts: 414	Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 20:13:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SCFC1863 on Apr 1, 2008 20:13:13 GMT I feel like a pair of curtains 'pull yourself together'
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DansViews
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Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 20:25:06 GMT

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Post by DansViews on Apr 1, 2008 20:25:06 GMT

An asian man walks into the dr,

Dr Dr, i cant stop feeling ill, im throwing up, sweating, having bad night mares

"ok sir, get a bucket, shit in it, piss in it, throw up in it.. jizz in it, then put your head inside and take deep breaths"

So the asian man goes away, does this, a week later returns to the doctor..

"wow doc, that was amazing i feel so much better, what was the matter with me?"

You were home sick!!!

* tin hat **

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Zippy Moon Dust First Team Player Hey Mark! You're spoiling all the paintwork Posts: 1,410	Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 20:42:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 1, 2008 20:42:07 GMT "Doctor. I think I'm a moth" "But I'm a dentist. Go and see a doctor" "I was but your light was on"
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DansViews All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 5,869	Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 20:44:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DansViews on Apr 1, 2008 20:44:03 GMT Dr Dr, I keep thinking im a dog.. Well when did this begin.. EVer since i was a puppy
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Cityfullergoals All Time Stoke City XI KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ Posts: 7,455	Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 21:07:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cityfullergoals on Apr 1, 2008 21:07:03 GMT Dr Dr Ive swallowed a ten pound note Come back tomorrow if theres no change
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corkster Youth Player Posts: 290	Dr Dr Apr 1, 2008 23:59:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by corkster on Apr 1, 2008 23:59:46 GMT "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a billiard ball stuck up my arse" "Go to the end of the queue"
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ben88 All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 7,252	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 7:20:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 7:20:20 GMT dr dr, i think ive broken my neck, its ok, keep your chin up lad.
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robdog
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Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 7:53:34 GMT

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Post by robdog on Apr 2, 2008 7:53:34 GMT

dr dr i feel like a pack of cards

well sit over there and try not to shuffle

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Zippy Moon Dust First Team Player Hey Mark! You're spoiling all the paintwork Posts: 1,410	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 8:02:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 2, 2008 8:02:19 GMT "Doctor, it hurts when I touch my knee and my forehead" "Hmmm. You've got a broken finger"
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drjeffsdiscobarge Stoke City Legend The 3 twerps were 1 twerp short - again! Posts: 2,638	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 10:39:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Apr 2, 2008 10:39:34 GMT ...give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' you!
	Back to Top When I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal. Which is me being sectioned under the Mental Health Act! Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango!!!

powchirper Guest	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 11:43:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by powchirper on Apr 2, 2008 11:43:03 GMT 'Doctor i think im a dog' 'Lie on the couch and i'll examine you' 'I'm not allowed on the furniture'
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powchirper Guest	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 11:45:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by powchirper on Apr 2, 2008 11:45:36 GMT Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places! Doctor: Stay out of them places!
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powchirper Guest	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 11:48:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by powchirper on Apr 2, 2008 11:48:09 GMT Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank....
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ben88 All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 7,252	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 11:49:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ben88 on Apr 2, 2008 11:49:28 GMT docter docter, i think im a cat, when did this start? meow
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vestanpance Guest	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 11:52:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by vestanpance on Apr 2, 2008 11:52:18 GMT Doctor, i think i've got something stuck up my arse Good God man, you have £1995 in £5 notes rammed up you jacksy!!!! I knew i wasn't feeling too grand
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powchirper Guest	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 11:53:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by powchirper on Apr 2, 2008 11:53:13 GMT Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"
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the cat Reserve Player Posts: 532	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 12:37:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by the cat on Apr 2, 2008 12:37:02 GMT Man "Doctor, I don't know whether my wife has Alzheimers or AIDS" Doctor "Drive her to the middle of the countryside and drop her off. If she comes back, don't fuck her"
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Deleted Posts: 0	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 12:38:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2008 12:38:14 GMT Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you
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SegaMegaDave All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 4,294	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 15:44:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 2, 2008 15:44:58 GMT dr dr fox
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thegarageflower Guest	Dr Dr Apr 2, 2008 17:30:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thegarageflower on Apr 2, 2008 17:30:00 GMT "Doctor Doctor, everytime i look in a mirror i get sexually aroused." "It's no wonder" Says the Doctor. "You're a cunt"
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