My DILEMMA today, what would you have done?

[lurcherman]

Cleaning an old dears bungalow today, she asked me to do the kitchen and living room windows inside.
I said yes and the fee would be a cup of tea .
Anyway as soon as I went in, there was a strong smell of dog and lavender mixed
The old dear said that her dog had got a wind problem by the smell of things,
I said it does appear that way .
I did the kitchen window and then moved to the living room. I put my bucket down and moved the armchair out of the way, suddenly the smell increased ten fold,
as there on the carpet, was a steaming pile of Yorkshire Terrier's finest ???

Now my dilemma was two fold.

do I

A) Tell her I've found the problem, the dog has shit on the carpet, but by moving the chair it's smudged it into the carpet and gone all round the castor underneath.

Or

B) Leave the chair over the shit and say nowt. ;D

I pissed me self laughing and went for B)

[madeinstoke]

;D ;D ;D ;D


B

nearly choked on my drink when i read that!!

well done lurcher!

;D

[ben88]

C, wipe it up and leave the rag in your empty cup

[lurcherman]

ben88 said:

C, wipe it up and leave the rag in your empty cup

IT STUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D