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JOKE
Mar 27, 2008 13:58:37 GMT
Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2008 13:58:37 GMT
A woman just gave birth to a baby in hospital. As soon as she’d recovered the doctor came to speak to her, “Your baby is in good health but there’s something important that I need to tell you…” the woman became worried, “What’s the matter with my baby….. tell me please, what’s wrong?”
“There’s nothing really wrong, but your baby is a little….different….he’s a hermaphrodite.” “hermaphrodite, what is that” she replied. “Well….. it means your baby is……. that he has… all the equipment of a man and also that of a woman”
The woman pales “Oh my god, you mean he has a penis and a brain…”!!
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JOKE
Mar 27, 2008 14:32:52 GMT
Post by onlyonesirstan on Mar 27, 2008 14:32:52 GMT
MFI have announced that sales of the new shannon drawer divan have increased prior to the school holidays, after it was pointed out to parents that it kept kids quiet for up to 4 weeks
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JOKE
Mar 27, 2008 14:35:09 GMT
Post by edinburghstokie on Mar 27, 2008 14:35:09 GMT
MFI have announced that sales of the new shannon drawer divan have increased prior to the school holidays, after it was pointed out to parents that it kept kids quiet for up to 4 weeks karma for that sir
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JOKE
Mar 27, 2008 14:37:29 GMT
Post by onlyonesirstan on Mar 27, 2008 14:37:29 GMT
Why thank you mate
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JOKE
Mar 27, 2008 14:53:37 GMT
Post by salopstick on Mar 27, 2008 14:53:37 GMT
new father was bathing his new child in the maternity ward, the midwife was came in and was horrified to find the father with his fingers up the baby's nose swirling him around in the water
"you dont bathe a baby like that " screamed the midwife
"you do when the water is this fucking hot" replied the father
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