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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 27, 2008 0:07:34 GMT
This is a true story. Honest.
Most of my family live in Cornwall so I go down when I can.
It was the day when Abramovich took over Chelsea and I was with my uncle (he's a big Chelsea fan but has been since the 70's so he's no glory hunter)
So we were sat outside a pub in Fowey and noticed some dodgy looking people with bulges under their coats. Chelsea Clinton came and sat at the next table so they were obviously protection
The landlord spotted my uncle and didn't realise that Chelsea Clinton was there and shouted "WHAT ABOUT FUCKING CHELSEA"
Those bulges were guns and they all got cocked. Bloody scarey.
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Post by mumf14 on Mar 27, 2008 0:41:17 GMT
I lent a relative of the Queen mother £200 in Gambia last year...Ilda and her are now bestest mates ...
I never realised until she me a cheque with her name and address on it...
I regret now telling her on holiday that she was a posh bastard....and throwing monkey shit at her in Serekunda...not to mention those mid-afternoon Jacuzzi sessions with Gin and Tonics at the Hibiscus...OoEEERRRRRRRRR.!
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