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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 13:44:43 GMT
Who wants to buy an illegal, dodgy as fuck console off me? It’s got 20 illegal, dodgy as hell games (which have no guarantee whatsoever of working…..some of which may or may not be sega mega drive games) and the second you log onto Xbox live you will be disconnected. It has absolutely no warranty so if it breaks you are screwed. I offer no receipt and 3 pads purchased from Dodgy Daves Discounts Shop. It may also give you AIDS.
I’m looking for £400 o.n.o.
I will through in a box of jaffa’s to the successful offer.
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Post by Batfink on Mar 26, 2008 14:01:50 GMT
Would you trade it for a wii? As I have one that I am looking to offload.  |
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 14:06:20 GMT
I'd like to offload a poo. Can i part-ex it?
I'm not too arsed about the jaffa cakes. I'm allergic to garlic.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Mar 26, 2008 14:11:16 GMT
how much for the megadrive/dave games? ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 14:12:12 GMT
50 quid a pop to you given the username!!
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 14:13:55 GMT
It's only fair.
It's what she would have wanted.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Mar 26, 2008 14:14:16 GMT
i'll give you a  and half a haddock, followed by a left handed wank if you have James Pond 3 |
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Post by ben88 on Mar 26, 2008 14:17:15 GMT
could you do a big steamy shit in the disc tray and tell me its gta 4 aswell?
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 14:19:30 GMT
You've blobbed it there Dave, WD would have done it for the Haddock. Now you are going to have to whack his crackerjacks, and he comes like a mountain goat*.
It'll be weeks before you get it out of your hair.
* I'm not gay, my mum told me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 14:19:43 GMT
No deal Dave. I'm on it now Ben |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Mar 26, 2008 14:24:37 GMT
damn it i'll have to stay at home and rub one out to James Pond 2:Robocod instead. Damn sexy fishy bastard.
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Post by ben88 on Mar 26, 2008 14:35:10 GMT
anyone else get a stiffy from super mario kart?
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Mar 26, 2008 14:38:42 GMT
what about the bird in Streets of Rage II? ;D
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Post by ben88 on Mar 26, 2008 14:39:57 GMT
mate, i was just thinking of her ;D
blaze fielding,
i would whack her with my pole
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and half a haddock, followed by a left handed wank if you have James Pond 3
