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JOKE
Mar 25, 2008 16:34:53 GMT
Post by armitagestokie on Mar 25, 2008 16:34:53 GMT
A reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office, where he was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his private part hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school
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JOKE
Mar 25, 2008 16:38:59 GMT
Post by madeinstoke on Mar 25, 2008 16:38:59 GMT
an eskimo is on holiday in wales and his hire car breaks down
a welshman stops to see if he could help. he opens the bonnet and has a look. "the problem is you've blown a seal" says the welshman.
the eskimo replies "so fucking what, you shag sheep"!!!
;D
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JOKE
Mar 25, 2008 17:22:02 GMT
Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 25, 2008 17:22:02 GMT
Driving down a Welsh mountain road, I passed a roadside stall with a sign - "Fresh Fruit, Fresh Veg, Fresh Paracetamol".
I drove on, but curiosity got the better of me - so I reversed back to the stall.
Clear as day - the sign at the stall read "Fresh Fruit, Fresh Veg, Fresh Paracetamol".
Climbing out of the car, I called to the stall holder - your sign says "Fresh Paracetamol" - isn't that a mistake?
"No, boyo", he replied - "I'm a farmer, see".
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