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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:04:59 GMT
Right, i'm bored. In a radical new direction away from the Caption Competition, today i propose a "See That........" game, as made famous by Newman & Baddiel's History Professors  Winner, as ever, gets a torch. Batteries not included. I shall begin. |
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:06:34 GMT
See that "Sex Change Soldier" on Channel 4 last week? The story about a Paratrooper who cut short his military career in order to fulfill his inner yearning to be recognised as a woman?
That's you girlfriend that is. You kiss it on the lips and everything.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 25, 2008 13:07:47 GMT
dont get it
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Post by robdog on Mar 25, 2008 13:08:06 GMT
see that 'Vale Park'.Thats your house that is.You live there, and it smells of poo
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:09:58 GMT
See that Dario Gradi? Head Coach of Crewe Alexandra?
That's you Dad that is. You have to cover for him when the Police ask him questions.
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Post by robdog on Mar 25, 2008 13:10:40 GMT
going off topic for just a sec - StokieM'att's dancing bananas are dancing exactly in time to the song im currectly listening to at work : Joy Division - Interzone
its freaked me out
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:14:57 GMT
I'll give you freaky - My i-pod just shuffled to love will tear us apart.
I don't know you robdog, yet i respect your powers.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 25, 2008 13:15:58 GMT
the dance to everything, even the slow numbers  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 13:17:16 GMT
See that George Bush? Leader of the worlds most powerful country?
He’s thick as fcuk, hellbent on creating wars for oil and will destroy the world.
Oh wait, I haven’t got the hang of this have I……..
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:20:13 GMT
Have some karma for being a daft bastard though.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 13:23:22 GMT
See that Fern Britton? That fat bint off the telly?
She’s your missus and when you’re at work she’s busy stuffing her fat face with cakes and biscuits. Rivetta’s my arse, fuckin’ knuckle-dragging beast.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:27:43 GMT
See that Kerry Katona falling out of rehab?
You've kissed her. But she said she didn't love you and that made you cry.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 13:31:04 GMT
See that Anton Dec? That guy off the telly that’s nice to everyone?
He said you’re an uttercunt of the highest order.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:35:32 GMT
See that Gillian McKeith? The Scottish woman who pretended to be a Doctor on the telly?
That's your mum that is. She makes you eat brown rice and poo in a box so she can look at it.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 25, 2008 13:42:30 GMT
see me?
im fucking confused
is that one ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 13:46:33 GMT
See that Johan Boskamp? That fat, useless cunt?
He’s going to manage your footy team and bring sexy football to your stadium.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 25, 2008 15:37:39 GMT
See that old, decomposing kebab on the side of the street; flecked with vomit from a night out binge drinking?
That's your tea, that is. You're looking forward to it and everything.
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Post by miltonstokie on Mar 25, 2008 16:19:35 GMT
See that Blackpool away game earlier in the season, freezing cold , dirty filth ridden place...
Thats was your holiday that was, that was your favourite holiday you ever had
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Mar 25, 2008 17:46:43 GMT
See that thread where they're all playing a game?
That's how you're all going to get sacked that is!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 25, 2008 18:22:39 GMT
You know men who push fruits into other mens bottoms...?
...Oh, you do?
They're your friends, they are. You admitted it and everything.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Mar 25, 2008 19:08:22 GMT
See that John McCririck, the racing pundit?
Thats your best punter that is.
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Post by Funky on Mar 25, 2008 20:19:37 GMT
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