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JOKE
Mar 23, 2008 22:03:47 GMT
Post by stokiematt on Mar 23, 2008 22:03:47 GMT
There is an epidemic of rabbits dieing all over the countryside, when the vet does an examination and a few tests of the dead rabbits.
A farmer asks the vet "whats is causing the rabbits to die"
The vet says " after a few tests we have discovered some had eaten cheese on toast, some had eaten egg on toast, and a few others have been eating beans on toast....... My diagnosis is that they all died of, mixofthetoasties
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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JOKE
Mar 23, 2008 23:02:09 GMT
Post by LL Cool Dave on Mar 23, 2008 23:02:09 GMT
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him...
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...
... BUMP...
...BUMP...
...BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified man...
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps...
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him...
The man screams and reaches for something, anything... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!...
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin...
... the coffin stops.
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JOKE
Mar 23, 2008 23:54:15 GMT
Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 23, 2008 23:54:15 GMT
Dicsothequedave - I was expecting this one
Count Dracula headed home after a night spent drinking Bloody Marys. Wandering along a dark alley, he was suddenly hit on the back of the head. He looked round and saw nothing except for a small sausage roll on the floor. A few yards further and he was smacked on the back of his head again! Looking down the alley once more he saw nothing, but this time a small triangular sandwich lay on the ground. A few more steps and another smack on his head. Angrily he whirled round but all he saw was a cocktail sausage lying by his feet. Suddenly there was a tap on his shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turned as fast as he could. He felt a sharp pain in his heart and fell to the ground clutching his chest, which was punctured by a small cocktail stick, laden with cheese and a chunk of pineapple.
On the ground dying, he looked up and saw a young attractive female. With his dying breath the Prince of darkness gasped, "Who Are You?
She replied, "I am Buffet .... The Vampire Slayer."
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