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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2008 17:48:26 GMT
Bastard - I'm the only one left at work waiting for a parcel from UPS.
I've been waiting all day but am now dying for a shit! I just know that if I go for a shit he will turn up, i won't hear him at the door and he will fuck off and I will have to wait for my lovely new clothes until Monday!!
Shall I just have a shit in the bin??????????
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Post by PotteringThrough on Mar 14, 2008 18:17:27 GMT
You turtle heading or can you hold for a bit longer Loony?
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Post by jonesinamillion on Mar 14, 2008 18:29:41 GMT
leave a note on door... "gone for a shit, back in five" ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 14, 2008 18:43:46 GMT
Just sit at the front door and shit in a bucket
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Mar 14, 2008 19:25:08 GMT
Get some paper and shit on that whilst waiting then just wrap it an bin flush it later  is this a tip from experience sidders?  |
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Mar 14, 2008 19:27:42 GMT
You could always just fill your pants, instead of the bucket, they are more portable afterall....
Although, you probably have it sorted now ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 14, 2008 20:04:58 GMT
I really wanna know how this has turned out, reading about it's actually been the highlight of my day so far.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2008 13:03:56 GMT
Well... this is what happened. At 6 o'clock they rang me to tell me that my parcel wouldn't be delivered on Friday as it was back at the depot...but I could pick it up that night if I wanted to. I decided to have a shit first then pick the package up. Unfortunately in my haste I didn't wipe my arse properly so by the time I had been to Congleton and back my arse was very itchy. My clothes are superb however  |
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Post by mermaidsal on Mar 18, 2008 13:13:20 GMT
loony, you just described the human condition in a nutshell ;D Glad the clothes were worth it, I just knew they would be after all that!
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Post by TheDee51 on Mar 18, 2008 13:21:33 GMT
hope you wiped your arse before putting the new clothes on  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2008 13:33:40 GMT
I tried them on with my pants on to reduce seepage - then had a shower and got the hose rayt up the pipe to clean me out.
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 18, 2008 15:45:05 GMT
Well... this is what happened. I decided to have a shit first then pick the package up. Unfortunately in my haste I didn't wipe my arse properly so by the time I had been to Congleton and back my arse was very itchy. My clothes are superb however Too much information ;D |
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Post by corkster on Mar 20, 2008 2:55:33 GMT
Any guesses on the gender of the 'loony1'. I reckon female
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