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Post by JoeinOz on Mar 14, 2008 11:42:50 GMT
I know its been done before but lets do it again. It was fun.
Use this thread to put down your experiences of meeting a famous person who was a twat and wha tact of twattiness earned them their status.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 14, 2008 12:25:17 GMT
That fuckin mincer from Brookside, Jimmy Corkindale or whatever they call him. Shared the same flight back from Tenerife years ago in November. he wore a white vest and shorts and it was snowing. And he stood there in the snow waiting for his lift....What a cunt.  Oh yes and that fat women chief from that TV series conna think of her name..She wears specs and looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. She pinched my window seat on the shuttle from Heathrow to Manchester, so i got the trolley dolly to move her. We were given a horrible bacon and egg rap thingy i left it and she had the cheek to ask me for it ..I told her to fuck off.....No sense of humour her she did not speak a word after that as i crunched it up and put it in a doggy bag. ;D |
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Post by salopstick on Mar 14, 2008 12:47:14 GMT
gmtv
when i got married in cyprus them cunts took over my hotel because it was the GMTV wedding of the year, did not get my room upgrade and certain parts of the hotel were out of bounds due to them.
who is that dark skinned weather girl they got as she was the instigator. however on my big day the actual couple bought me and wife a bottle of champers
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Post by sandford on Mar 14, 2008 12:57:09 GMT
Graham Coxon,guitarist from Blur,went to an after show in Camden the rest of 'em were great even Damian but what a cock Coxon was. |
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Post by Godo on Mar 14, 2008 13:04:39 GMT
Ben Elton at the Old Beams in Waterhouses years ago. Kept lapsing into semi posh - as opposed to his trade mark quick fire Mockney - whenever he forgot himself. Then when I stood next to him in the bog he had a very tiny nob. What a TWAT!
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 14, 2008 13:08:45 GMT
Ben Elton at the Old Beams in Waterhouses years ago. Kept lapsing into semi posh - as opposed to his trade mark quick fire Mockney - whenever he forgot himself. Then when I stood next to him in the bog he had a very tiny nob. What a TWAT! Do you have an attraction to men´s nobs in bogs Godo  |
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Post by Godo on Mar 14, 2008 15:32:02 GMT
arthur - well if it was somebody famous you'd be a bit curious wouldn't you?
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 14, 2008 15:37:58 GMT
arthur - well if it was somebody famous you'd be a bit curious wouldn't you? ;D |
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 14, 2008 15:55:34 GMT
Graham Coxon,guitarist from Blur,went to an after show in Camden the rest of 'em were great even Damian but what a cock Coxon was. Really!  I thought he just had drink problems but maybe there's an underlying cause. |
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 14, 2008 16:26:19 GMT
Nick Hancock. Hat's off to him for being a Stokie but whenever I've had the misfortune to sit in the soulless atmosphere that is known as the JSU I see him in the bar and looks like a right miserable git. I haven't spoken to him to respect his privacy and he could be a really nice bloke. I don't know.
I saw him in the Co-op in Hartshill and he still looked miserable. But there again if you've just been in a queue waiting to be served by Harthill's famous Linda and Paul I would be too.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 14, 2008 17:01:38 GMT
Will Self on the train to Manchester, but he acted like a bit of a dick cause I just turned and went "Ehhhhhhhh you're Will Self! What you doing coming to Manchester, Willy?" and everyone turned round and looked at us. He just went, very grumpily, "I'm meeting some friends" and then raised the newspaper up so I couldn't see him. Legend, I'd have done the same if I'd met me and I did that.  |
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 14, 2008 20:43:21 GMT
Nick Hancock. Hat's off to him for being a Stokie but whenever I've had the misfortune to sit in the soulless atmosphere that is known as the JSU I see him in the bar and looks like a right miserable git. I haven't spoken to him to respect his privacy and he could be a really nice bloke. I don't know. My Dad met him on a train going down to London. Very talkative and it was him that started the conversation, recognising his accent. He seemed to like chatting about Stoke for a while. |
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Post by knypersleystokie on Mar 14, 2008 20:58:20 GMT
David Carradine at NEC a couple of years ago.. miserable twat.. couldnt even muster a smile, wouldnt pose for a photo.. and gave a poncy hand shake.. still wouldnt fight him though..lol
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Post by miltonstokie on Mar 14, 2008 21:17:12 GMT
Working in the White Rose Centre in Leeds opposite an halifax. That twat howard of the adverts turns up surrounded by cheerleaders. Acted as if he was some kind of A list superstar. Knob end
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Post by serpico on Mar 14, 2008 21:19:50 GMT
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 14, 2008 22:05:41 GMT
still wouldnt fight him though..lol I would, just give him the owd Five-Point-Palm-Exploding-Heart-Technique! |
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 15, 2008 7:05:52 GMT
I met Keith Allen a few years back in some drug hole of a club in Manchester. It was around the time when he was filming '24 Hour Party People' and he was with Steve 'I'll shag owt, me' Coogan, John Thomson and some other Mancentric minor-celebs, all of whom were entirely affable.
Allen however, despite being the least talented/famous/hirsute of the group was possibly the biggest self-important, arrogant fuckbag I've ever had the misfortune to meet - refusing to engage in conversation, or indeed go anywhere near the plebs who had the temerity to be sharing the same air as him. Coogan et al on the other hand were incredibly friendly and approachable - possibly as a result of the copious amounts of alcohol/narcotics they'd consumed, but still.
About two years ago, I had the equal misfortune of meeting his ****-faced daughter Lilly Allen - she was an arrogant cockdribble as well and wasn't too impressed when I told her 'I met your dad once.....he was a right cock!'.
Put that on yer MySpaff Blog you whinging, fat-armed cuntslick!
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 15, 2008 7:48:15 GMT
About two years ago, I had the equal misfortune of meeting his ****-faced daughter Lilly Allen - she was an arrogant cockdribble as well and wasn't too impressed when I told her 'I met your dad once.....he was a right cock!'. Put that on yer MySpaff Blog you whinging, fat-armed cuntslick! ;D ;D I think a lot of people will agree with that www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/180515.html |
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Post by JoeinOz on Mar 15, 2008 8:58:07 GMT
I saw Billie Piper last night. Didn't talk to her or owt. So no twattiness to report. So waste of time putting it on this thread really.
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Post by stokief on Mar 15, 2008 11:58:26 GMT
danceswithclams...you didn't take to keith or Lily then? ;D I had the misfortune to deal with a film director who has resorted to adverts, has grey hair and must think he's funny...or even liked  Possibly the most arrogant, rude-beyond-belief(that doesn't do his manner justice actually )person you could come across and on the subject of people not being how you perceive them Nicholas Lyndhurst, talk about quiet, reserved, lack-lustre..erm..boring So, Joe, you've been mingling with the stars last night then?!  |
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 15, 2008 21:43:44 GMT
Kate O 'Mara. I bumped into her at Dubai aorport and was stood next to her at the carousel at Male airport in the Maldives. She was so up herself with a face like a constipated pug dog licking piss of a nettle and the complexion of a well battered leather handbag and a blind cobblers thumb. She'll be remembered for being in Triangle - some claim to fame, love.
On the flight back I sat next to Michaela Strachan and her husband. She came came across as being very pleasant.
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Post by Pottermazing on Mar 16, 2008 2:09:17 GMT
Haven't had personal experience of him but
Eamon Holmes
What a Man ure supporting twat
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Post by JoeinOz on Mar 16, 2008 8:05:17 GMT
So, Joe, you've been mingling with the stars last night then?! Nah, Billy Piper mingled with a star by being in the same room as me! |
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Mar 16, 2008 13:02:28 GMT
Robbie Williams. He told a few of us on the practice putting area of Burslem Golf Course in 1990 that, and i quote, "Im quitting golf lads because im going to be join a pop band and become a pop star" We all turned round and told him to "Eff Off you lying bullshitter!" True story and the rest is history. What a twat! |
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Post by myleftboot on Mar 16, 2008 13:07:15 GMT
Ross Kemp about ten years ago actually CHARGED the charity I worked for at the time for him to attend a celebrity fundraiser, stayed for twenty minutes and buggered off |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 16, 2008 17:36:00 GMT
Robbie Williams. He told a few of us on the practice putting area of Burslem Golf Course in 1990 that, and i quote, "Im quitting golf lads because im going to be join a pop band and become a pop star" We all turned round and told him to "Eff Off you lying bullshitter!" True story and the rest is history. What a twat! Sorry regardless of his vale preference that young Stanfieds lad is a credit to the City for his charity work and stuff .....forget his football stuff..He is a good ambassador for this City |
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Mar 16, 2008 17:40:54 GMT
Phil 'The Power' Taylor
Shopping in Newcastle i recognised him and mentioned to my mate who it was, he commented 'If you want my autogarph hurry up, It's fucking freezing out here'. I didn't even ask him for it!
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Post by myleftboot on Mar 16, 2008 19:13:42 GMT
I agree about Robbie. He can fill any stadium five times over and is genuinly a nice guy now he has sorted himself out and got past his cocky stage.
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Mar 16, 2008 19:38:48 GMT
Ok! Ok!! I give in! I confess i think hes alrayt! He was decent lad when i played golf with him and he done really well for himself and give plenty to charity while giving very little to the football team he follows, Chelsea FC. Sorry i mean Port Vale! Anthony Worrall Thompson......now he always strikes me as a complete twat. |
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Mar 16, 2008 20:28:13 GMT
Robbie. My ex missus was a big fan so I took her to see him at The Millennium Stadium. He came across as a really good bloke with his in-between song banter and don't tell anyone I said this but it was a really good concert except for the lovey dovey songs but you could see he's got problems especially coping with fame but he seems OK.
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I thought he just had drink problems but maybe there's an underlying cause.
Possibly the most arrogant, rude-beyond-belief(that doesn't do his manner justice actually 
